English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600
_Scil_. I haue no appetite at all to live in the countrie any more; now,
as they say, I have got a smacke on the Cittie. Slid, I thinke (as the
proverbe goes) I was wrapt in my mother's smocke the day I was begotten,
I thank the Goddesse _Cupid_ for it. I am so favourd of the Women, my
hostes loves me execrably.
_Accut_. Good reason, fooles make good sport.
_Grac_. Sever, sever, ere wee bee discovered.
_Ser_. Sir, the respective regard of your well governed partes do
challenge a mellifluous species of enduement or contumelious estimation.
_Grac_. Gentles, God save ye, well over-taken Gallants.
_Scil_. Welcome, by the welkin.
_Grac_. This is verie pleasant weather.
_Ser_. Sir the ayre is frugall.
_Grac_. Is that Gentleman of your Company?
_Scil_. Our company sir, no, we are no companions for lame Souldiers.
_Grac_. Propper man, pittie he is so regardles. A good legge, it seemes
he has some greefe in it.
_Scil_. Nay, and he be lame, ile talke to him; there's so many lustie
knaves walkes now a daies will not sticke to give a man hard words, if
he be not disposed to charitie. Harke ye sir, I understand ye are a
propper man, and that you have a good legge.
_Accut_. And what of that, Sir?
_Scil_. What of that! slid, he answers me like a sturdie beggar
alreadie! by the five elements, or sences, I aske ye for no hurt, ile
bestowe my charitie as franke as--
_Acut_. Stoope and looke out, zounds a Gentleman cannot come by a
misfortune in service or so, but everie foole wil ride him. Take that.
[_Exit_.
_Gra_. Sirra, stay, ile combat thee in his defence.
_Serv_. Sir, be pacifical, the impotent must be lightly regarded.
_Grac_. Give me leave Gentlemen, ile follow him.
_Scil_. Nay, I pray you be malcontented, I have no great hurt, but in
revenge hee's a rascall for using me so; he may thank God, discretion
governed me, tis wel known I have always bene a man of peace; ile not
strike yee the least mouse in anger, nor hurt the poorest Conney that
goes in the street, for I know of fighting comes quarrelling, of
quarrelling comes brawling, and of brawling growes hard words, and as
the learned _puerelis_[259] writes, tis good sleeping in a whole skin.
_Grac_. Sir, your discretion shall governe me at this time. Your name, I
pray ye sir?
_Scil_. My name is signior _Scillicet_.
_Grac_. Even so sir? nay, sir, I doe not forget your Argument.
_Enter Accutus_.
_Acut_. Save ye, sir, saw ye not a Gentleman come this way even now,
somewhat hurt in one of his Legges?
_Scil_. He went by even now, sir; is he a friend of yours?
_Acu_. A deare friend, and a propper Gentleman, sir.
_Scil_. By the horison hee's a propper man indeede, he gave me the time
of day as he went by, I have a gallon of wine for him at any time. If ye
see anything in me worth Commendations, I pray ye commend me to him.
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