A Counterfeit Presentment; and, The Parlour CarHowells, William Dean
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A Counterfeit Presentment; and, The Parlour Car
Howells, William Dean
American drama -- 19th century; Man-woman relationships -- Drama
_Mr. R._--"Well, until they miss us, and run back to pick us up, I shall
be obliged to ask your indulgence. I will try not to disturb you; I
would go out and stand on the platform, but it's raining."
_Miss G._, listening to the rain-fall on the roof.--"Why, so it is!"
Timidly, "Did you notice when the car stopped?"
_Mr. R._--"No." He rises and goes out at the rear door, comes back, and
sits down again.
_Miss G._ rises and goes to the large mirror to wipe away her tears.
She glances at Mr. Richards, who does not move. She sits down in a seat
nearer him than the chair she has left. After some faint murmurs and
hesitations, she asks, "Will you please tell me why you went out just
now?"
_Mr. R._, with indifference.--"Yes. I went to see if the rear signal was
out."
_Miss G._, after another hesitation.--"Why?"
_Mr. R._--"Because, if it wasn't out, some train might run into us from
that direction."
_Miss G._, tremulously.--"Oh! And was it?"
_Mr. R._, dryly.--"Yes."
_Miss G._ returns to her former place with a wounded air, and for a
moment neither speaks. Finally she asks very meekly, "And there's no
danger from the front?"
_Mr. R._, coldly.--"No."
_Miss G._, after some little noises and movements meant to catch Mr.
R.'s attention.--"Of course, I never meant to imply that you were
_intentionally_ careless or forgetful."
_Mr. R._, still very coldly.--"Thank you."
_Miss G._--"I always did justice to your good-heartedness, Allen;
you're perfectly lovely that way; and I know that you would be sorry if
you _knew_ you had wounded my feelings, however accidentally." She
droops her head so as to catch a sidelong glimpse of his face, and
sighs, while she nervously pinches the top of her parasol, resting the
point on the floor. Mr. R. makes no answer. "That about the cigar-case
might have been a mistake; I saw that myself, and, as you explain it,
why, it was certainly very kind and very creditable to--to your
thoughtfulness. It _was_ thoughtful."
_Mr. R._--"I am grateful for your good opinion."
_Miss G._--"But do you think it was exactly--it was quite--nice, not to
tell me that your brother's engagement was to be kept, when you know,
Allen, I can't bear to blunder in such things?" Tenderly, "_Do_ you? You
_can't_ say it was."
_Mr. R._--"I never said it was."
_Miss G._, plaintively.--"No, Allen. That's what I always admired in
your character. You always owned up. Don't you think it's easier for men
to own up than it is for women?"
_Mr. R._--"I don't know. I never knew any woman to do it."
_Miss G._--"O yes, Allen! You know I _often_ own up."
_Mr. R._--"No, I don't."
_Miss G._--"Oh, how can you bear to say so? When I'm rash, or anything
of that kind, you know I acknowledge it."
_Mr. R._--"Do you acknowledge it now?"
_Miss G._--"Why, how can I, when I haven't _been_ rash? _What_ have I
been rash about?"
_Mr. R._--"About the cigar-case, for example."
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