A Counterfeit Presentment; and, The Parlour CarHowells, William Dean
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A Counterfeit Presentment; and, The Parlour Car
Howells, William Dean
American drama -- 19th century; Man-woman relationships -- Drama
_Mr. R._--"May I ask why?"
_Miss G._, more faintly still.--"I don't like to tell. I"--
_Mr. R._, coming and standing in front of her, with his hands in his
pockets.--"Look me in the eye, Lucy!" She drops her veil over her face,
and looks up at him. "Did you--did you expect to find _me_ on this
train?"
_Miss G._--"I was afraid it never _would_ get along,--it was so late!"
_Mr. R._--"Don't--tergiversate."
_Miss G._--"Don't _what_?"
_Mr. R._--"Fib."
_Miss G._--"Not for worlds!"
_Mr. R._--"How did you know I was in this car?"
_Miss G._--"Must I? I thought I saw you through the window; and then I
made sure it was you when I went to pin my veil on,--I saw you in the
mirror."
_Mr. R._, after a little silence.--"Miss Galbraith, do you want to know
what _you_ are?"
_Miss G._, softly.--"Yes, Allen."
_Mr. R._--"You're a humbug!"
_Miss G._, springing from her seat, and confronting him.--"So are you!
You pretended to be asleep!"
_Mr. R._--"I--I--I was taken by surprise. I had to take time to think."
_Miss G._--"So did I."
_Mr. R._--"And you thought it would be a good plan to get your polonaise
caught in the window?"
_Miss G._, hiding her face on his shoulder.--"No, no, Allen! That I
never _will_ admit. _No_ woman would!"
_Mr. R._--"O, I dare say!" After a pause: "Well, I am a poor, weak,
helpless man, with no one to advise me or counsel me, and I have been
cruelly deceived. How could you, Lucy, how could you? I can never get
over this." He drops his head upon her shoulder.
_Miss G._, starting away again and looking about the car.--"Allen, I
have an idea! Do you suppose Mr. Pullman could be induced to _sell_ this
car?"
_Mr. R._--"Why?"
_Miss G._--"Why, because I think it's perfectly lovely, and I should
like to live in it always. It could be fitted up for a sort of
summer-house, don't you know, and we could have it in the garden, and
you could smoke in it."
_Mr. R._--"Admirable! It would look just like a travelling photographic
saloon. No, Lucy, we won't buy it; we will simply keep it as a precious
souvenir, a sacred memory, a beautiful dream,--and let it go on
fulfilling its destiny all the same."
_Porter_, entering and gathering up Miss Galbraith's things.--"Be at
Schenectady in half a minute, miss. Won't have much time."
_Miss G._, rising and adjusting her dress, and then looking about the
car, while she passes her hand through her lover's arm.--"O, I do _hate_
to leave it. Farewell, you dear, kind, good, lovely car! May you never
have another accident!" She kisses her hand to the car, upon which they
both look back as they slowly leave it.
_Mr. R._, kissing his hand in like manner.--"Good-bye, sweet chariot!
May you never carry any but bridal couples!"
_Miss G._--"Or engaged ones!"
_Mr. R._--"Or husbands going home to their wives!"
_Miss G._--"Or wives hastening to their husbands."
_Mr. R._--"Or young ladies who have waited one train over, so as to be
with the young men they hate."
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