"Or a banker," I thought, as I glanced at Mr. Hearn's ample waistcoat;
but I leaned back in my chair and laughed heartily as I said:
"You cannot get me back to my room, Mrs. Yocomb, now that I know I've
escaped an ovation. I'd rather have a toothache."
"But does thee really feel strong enough?"
"Oh, yes; I never felt better in my life."
"I don't know what to make of thee," she said, with a puzzled look.
"No," I replied; "you little knew what a case I was when you took me in
hand."
"I'll stand up for thee, Friend Morton. Thee shall stay down to supper,
and have what thee pleases. Thee may as well give in, mother; he's out
from under thy thumb."
"My dear sir, you talk as if you were out, too. I fear our mutiny may
go too far. To-morrow is Sunday, Mrs. Yocomb, and I'll be as good as I
know how all day, which, after all, is not promising much."
"It must be very delightful to you to have secured such good friends,"
began Mr. Hearn, who perhaps felt that he had stood too long in the
background. "I congratulate you. At the same time, Mr. and Mrs.
Yocomb," with a courtly bend toward them, "I do not wonder at your
feelings, for Emily has told me that Mr. Morton behaved very handsomely
during that occasion of peril."
"Did I?" I remarked, with a wry face. "I was under the impression that
I looked very ridiculous," and I turned a quick, mischievous glance
toward Miss Warren, who seemed well content to remain in the background.
"Yes," she said, laughing, "your appearance did not comport with your
deeds."
"I'm not so sure about that," I replied, dryly. "At any rate, I much
prefer the present to reminiscences."
"I trust that you will permit me, as one of the most interested
parties, to thank you also," began Mr. Hearn, impressively.
"No, indeed, sir," I exclaimed, a little brusquely. "Thanks do not
agree with my constitution at all."
"Hurrah!" cried Reuben, looking in at the parlor window.
"Yes, here's the man to thank," I resumed. "Even after being struck by
lightning he was equal to the emergency."
"No, thee don't, Richard," laughed Reuben. "Thee needn't think thee's
going to palm that thing off on me. We've all come to our senses now."
For some reason Miss Warren laughed heartily, and then said to me, "You
look so well and genial to-night that I do begin to think it was some
other tramp."
"I fear I'm the same old tramp; for, as Reuben says, we have all come
to our senses."
"Thee didn't lose thy senses, Richard, till after thee was sick. 'Twas
mighty lucky thee wasn't struck," explained the matter-of-fact Reuben.
"You must permit me to echo the young lad's sentiment," said Mr. Hearn,
feelingly. "It was really a providence that you escaped, and kept such
a cool, clear head."
I fear I made another very wry face as I looked out of the window.
Reuben evidently had not liked the term "young lad," but as he saw my
expression he burst out laughing as he said:
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