If the torture chamber had been denuded of its flesh pincers and
thumb-screws, and the other ingenious devices of human cruelty, I am
bound to own that its traditions as a place of suffering had not died
out, as the fleas left nothing to be desired on the score of misery.
Whether it was that they had been pinched by a long fast, or that we
were more tender, cutaneously, than the aborigines, I know not, but I
can safely aver that I never passed such a night, and sincerely trust
that I may never pass such another. Though the air from the lake was
cold and chilly, we preferred to crouch on the balcony to remaining
within the walls; but even here our persecutors followed us.
Vaterchen slept through it all; an occasional convulsive jerk would
show, at times, when one of the enemy had chanced upon some nervous
fibre; but, on the whole, he bore up like one used to such martyrdom,
and able to brave it. As for me, when morning broke, I looked like
a strong case of confluent smallpox, with the addition that my heavy
eyelids nearly closed over my eyes, and my lips swelled out like a
Kaffir's. How that young minx, Catinka, laughed at me. All the old
man's signs, warnings, menaces, were in vain; she screamed aloud with
laughter, and never ceased, even as we were led into the tribunal and
before the dread presence of the judge.
The judgment-seat was not imposing. It was a long, low, ill-lighted
chamber, with a sort of raised counter at one end, behind which sat
three elderly men, dressed like master sweeps,--that is, of the old days
of climbing-boys. The prisoners were confined in a thing like a fold,
and there leaned against one end of the same pen as ourselves, a
square-built, thick-set man of about eight-and-forty, or fifty, dressed
in a suit of coarse drab, and whom, notwithstanding an immense red beard
and moustache, a clear blue eye and broad brow proclaimed to be English.
He was being interrogated as we entered, but from his total ignorance of
German the examination was not proceeding very glibly.
“You 're an Englishman, ain't you?” cried he, as I came in. “You can
speak High Dutch, perhaps?”
“I can speak German well enough to be intelligible, sir.”
“All right,” said he, in the same free-and-easy tone. “Will you explain
to those old beggars there that they 're making fools of themselves.
Here's how it is. My passport was made out for two; for Thomas Harpar,
that's me, and Sam Bigges. Now, because Sam Rigges ain't here, they tell
me I can't be suffered to proceed. Ain't that stupid? Did you ever hear
the like of that for downright absurdity before?”
“But where is he?”
“Well, I don't mind telling you, because you 're a countryman; but
I don't like blackening an Englishman to one of those confounded
foreigners. Rigges has run.”
“What do you mean by 'run'?”
“I mean, cut his stick; gone clean away; and what's worse, too, carried
off a stout bag of dollars with him that we had for our journey.”
“Whither were you going?”
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