“They 've gone to pass the winter at Malta. Mamma Keats required a dry,
warm climate, and you 'll find them at a little country-house about a
mile from Valetta; the Jasmines, I think it's called. I have a brother
quartered in the island, and he tells me he has seen them, but they
won't receive visits, nor go out anywhere. But, of course, a Royal
Highness is always sure of a welcome. Prince Potts is an 'Open, sesame!'
wherever he goes.”
“What atrocious tobacco this is of yours, Buller!” said I, taking a
cigar from his case as it lay on the table. “I suppose that you small
fry of diplomacy cannot get things in duty free, eh?”
“Try this cheroot; you 'll find it better,” said he, opening a secret
pocket in the case.
“Nothing to boast of,” said I, puffing away, while he continued to fill
up the blanks in my passport.
“Would you like an introduction to my brother? He's on the Government
staff there, and knows every one. He's a jolly sort of fellow, besides,
and you 'll get on well together.”
“I don't care if I do,” said I, carelessly; “though, as a rule, your
red-coat is very bad style,--flippant without smartness, and familiar
without ease.”
“Severe, Potts, but not altogether unjust; but you 'll find George above
the average of his class, and I think you 'll like him.”
“Don't let him ask me to his mess,” said I, with an insolent drawl.
“That's an amount of boredom I could not submit to. Caution him to make
no blunder of that kind.”
He looked up at me with a strange twinkle in his eyes, which I could not
interpret He was either in intense enjoyment of my smartness, or Heaven
knows what other sentiment then moved him. At all events, I was in
ecstasy at the success of my newly discovered vein, and walked the room,
humming a tune, as he wrote the letter that was to present me to his
brother.
“Why had I never hit upon this plan before?” thought I. “How was it that
it had not occurred that the maxim of homoeopathy is equally true in
morals as in medicine, and that _similia similibus curantur!_ So long
as I was meek, humble, and submissive, Buller's impertinent presumption
only increased at every moment With every fresh concession of mine he
continued to encroach, and now that I had adopted his own strategy,
and attacked, he fell back at once.” I was proud, very proud of my
discovery. It is a new contribution to that knowledge of life which,
notwithstanding all my disasters, I believed to be essentially my gift.
At last he finished his note, folded, sealed, and directed it,--“The
Hon. George Buller, A.D.C., Government House, Malta, favored by Algernon
Sydney Potts, Esq.”
“Is n't that all right?” asked he, pointing to my name. “I was within
an ace of writing Hampden-Russell too.” And he laughed at his own very
meagre jest.
“I hope you have merely made this an introduction?” said I.
“Nothing more; but why so?”
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