A Distinguished Provincial at ParisBalzac, Honoré de
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A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
Balzac, Honoré de
France -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
“A complaint, I expect?” replied the veteran. “Ah! yes; we have
been hard on Mariette. What would you have? I don’t know the why and
wherefore of it yet.—But if you want satisfaction, I am ready for you,”
he added, glancing at a collection of small arms and foils stacked in a
corner, the armory of the modern warrior.
“That was still further from my intention, sir. I have come to speak to
the editor.”
“Nobody is ever here before four o’clock.”
“Look you here, Giroudeau, old chap,” remarked a voice, “I make it
eleven columns; eleven columns at five francs apiece is fifty-five
francs, and I have only been paid forty; so you owe me another fifteen
francs, as I have been telling you.”
These words proceeded from a little weasel-face, pallid and
semi-transparent as the half-boiled white of an egg; two slits of
eyes looked out of it, mild blue in tint, but appallingly malignant in
expression; and the owner, an insignificant young man, was completely
hidden by the veteran’s opaque person. It was a blood-curdling voice, a
sound between the mewing of a cat and the wheezy chokings of a hyena.
“Yes, yes, my little militiaman,” retorted he of the medal, “but you are
counting the headings and white lines. I have Finot’s instructions to
add up the totals of the lines, and to divide them by the proper number
for each column; and after I performed that concentrating operation on
your copy, there were three columns less.”
“He doesn’t pay for the blanks, the Jew! He reckons them in though when
he sends up the total of his work to his partner, and he gets paid for
them too. I will go and see Étienne Lousteau, Vernou——”
“I cannot go beyond my orders, my boy,” said the veteran. “What! do you
cry out against your foster-mother for a matter of fifteen francs? you
that turn out an article as easily as I smoke a cigar. Fifteen francs!
why, you will give a bowl of punch to your friends, or win an extra game
of billiards, and there’s an end of it!”
“Finot’s savings will cost him very dear,” said the contributor as he
took his departure.
“Now, would not anybody think that he was Rousseau and Voltaire rolled
in one?” the cashier remarked to himself as he glanced at Lucien.
“I will come in again at four, sir,” said Lucien.
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