A Distinguished Provincial at ParisBalzac, Honoré de
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A Distinguished Provincial at Paris
Balzac, Honoré de
France -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
“Why, I shall be delighted, quite delighted, sir. Mlle. Florentine
can come to my shop and choose anything she likes. Ribbons are in my
department. So it is all quite settled. You will say no more about
Virginie, a botcher that cannot design a new shape, while I have ideas
of my own, I have.”
Lucien heard a sound as of coins dropping into a cashbox, and the
veteran began to make up his books for the day.
“I have been waiting here for an hour, sir,” Lucien began, looking not a
little annoyed.
“And ‘they’ have not come yet!” exclaimed Napoleon’s veteran, civilly
feigning concern. “I am not surprised at that. It is some time since
I have seen ‘them’ here. It is the middle of the month, you see. Those
fine fellows only turn up on pay days—the 29th or the 30th.”
“And M. Finot?” asked Lucien, having caught the editor’s name.
“He is in the Rue Feydeau, that’s where he lives. Coloquinte, old chap,
just take him everything that has come in to-day when you go with the
paper to the printers.”
“Where is the newspaper put together?” Lucien said to himself.
“The newspaper?” repeated the officer, as he received the rest of the
stamp money from Coloquinte, “the newspaper?—broum! broum!—(Mind you
are round at the printers’ by six o’clock to-morrow, old chap, to send
off the porters.)—The newspaper, sir, is written in the street, at
the writers’ houses, in the printing-office between eleven and twelve
o’clock at night. In the Emperor’s time, sir, these shops for spoiled
paper were not known. Oh! he would have cleared them out with four men
and a corporal; they would not have come over _him_ with their talk. But
that is enough of prattling. If my nephew finds it worth his while, and
so long as they write for the son of the Other (broum! broum!)——after
all, there is no harm in that. Ah! by the way, subscribers don’t seem to
me to be advancing in serried columns; I shall leave my post.”
“You seem to know all about the newspaper, sir,” Lucien began.
“From a business point of view, broum! broum!” coughed the soldier,
clearing his throat. “From three to five francs per column, according to
ability.—Fifty lines to a column, forty letters to a line; no blanks;
there you are! As for the staff, they are queer fish, little youngsters
whom I wouldn’t take on for the commissariat; and because they make fly
tracks on sheets of white paper, they look down, forsooth, on an old
Captain of Dragoons of the Guard, that retired with a major’s rank after
entering every European capital with Napoleon.”
The soldier of Napoleon brushed his coat, and made as if he would go
out, but Lucien, swept to the door, had courage enough to make a stand.
“I came to be a contributor of the paper,” he said. “I am full of
respect, I vow and declare, for a captain of the Imperial Guard, those
men of bronze——”
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