Peter is a nice animal and he has a thousand teeth, but Polly only
has twenty. Peter looks like he has two tails he wags them both but
the front one is a trunk for eating. He is an awful big eater. He
says his prayers every night and I hope he will go to heaven when
he dies. He had pewmonia and Polly had pendisitis, and the doctor
made an operation and put in nineteen stitches. Peter works all
day, the road-roller man is at the war and Peter has to roll about
on the road to bruise the metal. He fills his trunk with water and
wets the road first. Polly tells him when the moters are coming.
"I don't see anything funny in that," said Macdonald.
"Possibly not," I said, "but Jim's idea of fun isn't the same as yours
or mine. A bairn laughs at ludicrous things: I'm sure Jim laughed when
he imagined the scene where his father sat on Archibald. The essay is
full of promise."
Macdonald handed me Alec Henry's book.
"That's a better essay," he said.
I read the essay.
"Its English is better," I said, "the sentences are correctly formed,
but there isn't an idea in the whole essay. Anybody can describe a pet
rabbit."
"That's so, but composition is meant to teach a boy to write good
English."
"What's the good of writing good English if you haven't any ideas to
write about?" I cried. "Every member of Parliament can write good
English, but there aren't half-a-dozen men of ideas in the House.
Personally, I don't care a damn how a boy writes if he shows he is not
an average boy. Jim Jackson has talent: Alec Henry is a mere
unimaginative cram. You encourage Henry and you sit on Jim.... I wish he
had Archibald's power to sting you!"
"But what is his nonsense to lead to?" he said.
"We don't know. As dominies our job is to encourage Jim in his natural
bent. It is enough for us that he is different from the scholarly
Henry. We have a good idea of what Alec will come to; we know nothing
about Jim. You have tried to fit Jim into the Alec mould, and you have
failed."
"Jim knew that you were on his side," growled Macdonald.
"I suppose he did, Macdonald. But you have got all the others; surely
you don't grudge me Jim and the five girls?"
"That's all right," he said with a short laugh, "I've given up wooing
them. I allow Jim to choose his own line now ... but I'll never like the
laddie."
* * *
I have always disliked all the pomp and circumstance of weddings.
Margaret wanted a quiet wedding before a registrar but her father was
eager to make a fete of the occasion, and we allowed him to have his
way. Besides Jim and the girls were expecting a great day.
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