The wearers of the white caps and jackets brought a _batterie de
cuisine_, bombarded and captured the room set apart for cooking, and
then and there proceeded to build up strange edifices of sugar, concoct
soups, sweets, and all and sundry of those meats which are used to
furnish forth a wedding feast.
The cases of wines that came in took away Joseph's breath, but he
revived a little at the sight of the flowers, and shortly afterwards
relapsed, staying in a peculiarly misty state of mind and a new suit of
livery to the end of the proceedings, during which time he had a faint
recollection of seeing the Honourable Philippa greatly excited and the
Honourable Isabella very tremulous, as they went about in new dresses,
made in the style worn by the late Queen Adelaide, making them both bear
some resemblance to a couple of human sprigs of lavender, taken out,
carefully preserved, from some old box, where they had been lying for
the past half-century.
It was a very troublous time, and Joseph wished his head had been a
little clearer than it was. Those wide-spreading Queen Adelaide bonnets
and feathers seemed to dance before his eyes and to confuse him. So did
the constantly arriving company; but, still, he recalled a great deal.
For instance, he had a lively recollection of the smell of his "bokay,"
as he called it; of the young ladies going to the service at the church
and coming back in a carriage, behind which he stood with an enormous
white favour and the bouquet in his breast, while some boys shouted
"Hurray!" He remembered that, but it did not make him happy, for he
could never settle it thoroughly in his own mind whether that "hurray"
was meant for him or for the bride.
That affair of the bride, too, troubled Joseph a good deal, and, but for
the respect in which he held the family, or the awe in which he stood of
the Honourable Philippa, he would have resented it strongly.
Certainly there were only two horses to the carriage behind which Joseph
stood, but it was a particularly good carriage, hired from a London
livery stables, with capital horses and a superior driver, who looked
quite respectable in the hat and coat kept on purpose for Buddy the
fly-driver, although he grumbled at having to put them on, as Buddy had
been intoxicated upon the last occasion of his wearing them, and had
somewhat taken off their bloom through going back to his stables and
wearing them while he lay down in the straw for a nap.
Upon that occasion Joseph had seriously lectured Buddy upon the evils of
intemperance.
"Look at me," he said; "I can drink a glass of ale without its hurting
me."
"Well, the things ain't improved, suttenly," said Buddy in a repentant
tone. Then scornfully: "But as to you and your slooshun of biled
brewer's aperns that you calls ale, why, you might wet-nuss babies on
it, and it wouldn't hurt 'em so long as you didn't do it when it's
sour."
"But it's a very, very bad habit, Buddy," exclaimed Markes; "just look
at that hat."
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