"Looks like it, if they're having 'em fresh painted," said Mr Buddy,
who now touched up his very greasy grey hair, making it stick up in
points, in unconscious imitation of that of a clown.
"Here, you'd better look sharp, old man," said Joseph, "they're all
ready and waiting, and time's getting on."
"Which we ain't, Joey, or we should be doing better than we are, eh?"
"Ah, we should," said Joseph, making a powder-box squeak as he unscrewed
the top; and then taking out the puff, he placed a tea-cloth over his
shoulders, and gave his hair a few dabs. "Now then, old man. Have the
tea-cloth on?"
"Ah, you may as well," was the reply; and the cloth having been adjusted
by Joseph, the little man stood blinking solemnly while his dingy hair
was duly powdered and turned white.
"Why, you might stand a bit o' wilet powder cump'ny nights, Joey," said
the flyman, solemnly removing a little white meal from amongst the ruddy
pimples of his face with the corner of the cloth in regular use for
wiping the tea and breakfast service.
"How am I to stand best vi'let powder out o' what they allow?" replied
Joseph. "Flour's just as good, and don't cost me nothing. Now then,
look sharp."
As he spoke Joseph pulled open a drawer, from which he drew a drab
greatcoat, inside which the little man placed himself, for it was
manifestly so much too large that he could hardly be said to have put it
on. Then a blue hat-box was pushed off the top of one of the cupboards,
out of which a rather ancient hat was extricated, and mounted by the
flyman, whose head seemed to have become suddenly wonderfully small; for
it was an imposing structure of beaver with very curly brims, apparently
kept from coming uncurled by a rigging or series of stays of tarnished
silver cord, which ran from the lining up to a Panjandrum-like round
button at the top, also of tarnished silver; while a formidable-looking
and very spiky black cockade rose something like a patent ventilator
from one side.
"That's about the ticket, ain't it, Joey?" said the little man, shaking
his head so as to get the big hat in a good state of balance, and
buttoning himself to the chin.
"Yes, that will do, old man."
"The ladies want to know if the carriage has come, Joseph," said Markes,
suddenly making her appearance.
"Which you may take your solemn oath it ain't," said Mr Buddy, "for not
one inch will that there horse stir till I wakes him up."
"Then do for goodness' sake, man, look sharp and fetch it," exclaimed
Markes. "I'm sure it's past the time!"
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