"I suppose there's some truth in that. But what's the good of staying
now Maria has gone to the seaside? I want to go home, and see my friends
again," declared Miss Yard, declining the next garment until she should
receive a satisfactory answer.
"This is your home," said Nellie.
"Then why don't we have tea parties, and why don't we meet every week to
knit chest protectors for the people who eat one another?"
"Because we no longer live in a town full of old ladies with nothing to
do."
"There was an old clergyman who used to make me shiver with his dreadful
stories," added Miss Yard eagerly.
"Not exactly. While the rest of you knitted, one of the ladies used to
read aloud from a book, written by a missionary who had spent thirty
years upon an island in the Pacific; and he did mention that, when he
first went there, the people were not vegetarians."
"And we sent him a lot of mufflers and mittens," cried Miss Yard.
"Yes, and he wrote back to say wool was much too warm for people who
wore nothing at all."
"That's what made me shiver," said Miss Yard triumphantly. "It wasn't so
much what they ate, as their walking about without clothes. They used to
go to church with nothing on. It must have been dreadful for the poor
clergyman. No wonder his health broke down. We must go back," said Miss
Yard decidedly. "I can't think what made me so silly as to come here. Do
you remember the lady who lived in a dandelion?"
"Now you really have puzzled me," laughed Nellie.
"A little yellow dandelion on a hill. There were no stairs to go up, but
I didn't like it much in summer."
"I've got it! You mean the bungalow that belonged to Miss Winter. You
didn't like her."
"She used to kiss the clergy," said Miss Yard sadly.
"My dear Miss Sophy you must not libel people. She told you once the
only men she ever had kissed were clergymen; one was her father, and
the other her uncle. What makes you remember all this?"
"Percy has written to me, and says he's going to be a missionary."
"Let me see the letter."
"It's on my table. I'm sure Percy will make a good missionary, for when
he wants money, he's not ashamed to ask for it."
"This is an appeal from the Society for Supplying Paper-patterns of the
Latest Fashions to the Ladies of the Solomon Islands."
"That's where Percy is going. I do hope they will dress themselves
properly for his sake."
"Oh, here it is!" cried Nellie, discovering a letter on the carpet. "So
Mr. Taverner is coming here next week."
"And he's going to bring me some tomatoes."
"He's going to bring his fiancée," said Nellie.
"Now I've quite forgotten what that is."
"The young lady he's going to marry."
"That's what I mean. I get so confused between tomatoes and mortgages."
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