The constable twirled his moustache and smiled in a superior fashion;
for he was about to make a point.
"Running with a musical box pretty near the size of a piano, not to
mention other articles of furniture," he said.
"The box wur big, but not very heavy," explained Kezia. "It stood upon
legs, four of 'em, but a man could lift it off and carry it."
"And the legs would follow after?" suggested the policeman, who believed
in making people laugh; but he failed on this occasion.
"They would have to walk back for the legs," Kezia explained.
"How many men did you say there were?"
"Two, but I wouldn't swear to nothing," replied the tactful Bessie.
"If policeman wur to go along the lane he might catch up wi' them,"
suggested Kezia.
The officer declined, pointing out that it would be a physical
impossibility for two men to carry such bulky articles all the way to
Black Anchor, and a moral impossibility to do so and escape detection.
Then he sought for information concerning the ownership of the purloined
property.
"'Tis mine," came the simultaneous answer.
"That wants a lawyer," said the policeman, beginning to show the acumen
which was winning him promotion; and when the position had been
explained he continued, "Maybe Mrs. Drake left a like paper for Miss
Yard?"
"Two of 'em," said Kezia.
"Leaving her everything?"
"Just the house and a pair of silver candlesticks."
"What ha' been stolen," added Bessie.
"And a paper for Miss Blisland?" went on the policeman, longing for a
superior officer to hear him.
"Her left she the round table in the parlour, but that be rightfully
mine," replied Kezia.
"Mine too," said Bessie.
"Likely enough she left a bit of writing for Mr. Drake?"
"He got a bit, but he wouldn't show it to no one," said Kezia.
"Maybe the person who took the things has got about as much right to
them as certain other folks," said the constable darkly. "That's all I
can say at present, but I'll make inquiries in the morning," he added,
as Robert came up to find out what had happened.
Highfield was an honest place, where a farmer did not wait for a dark
night to divert his neighbour's water supply, or postpone the cutting
down of a hedge, which did not belong to him, to a misty day. The
inhabitants therefore were convulsed with horror when informed by Robert
that an act of real dishonesty had happened: to wit, a pair of
desperate ruffians had broken into Windward House and departed with
much furniture. It became at once obvious to everybody, except the
policeman, that the district had been systematically plundered.
Squinting Jack declared, now he came to think of it, eggs had been
missing from his hen roost for weeks past; the Wallower in Wealth swore
that a sum not exceeding twenty-five shillings had been extracted from
his mattress; while the Dumpy Philosopher discovered a number of
vacancies among the red cabbages in his back garden.
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