She kept her finger on the button for another good five minutes,
then she decided that the moment had arrived when it would
probably be desirable that she should make some inquiries on her
own account. Rising, she put on some clothes, over them a
dressing-gown. Then, unlocking the bedroom door, she went out on
to the landing. Nothing could be heard. She descended to the
floor below, on which were the drawing-rooms. No attempt to tidy
them had been made since the guests departed; they were in a
state of almost picturesque confusion. Not even the electric
lights had been turned off; they were blazing away as merrily as
if it were still the middle of the night. The apartments
contained certain articles which, as refreshments were provided
in the dining-room, could scarcely have been there when the
guests retired. Bottles and glasses were everywhere--all kinds
of bottles and all kinds of glasses, indeed Mrs. Lamb had nearly
stumbled over what looked like an empty brandy bottle as she
came out of her bedroom door. To Mrs. Lamb the sight of those
various empty receptacles was pregnant with meaning.
"The beauties! I suppose they're sleeping it off. They shall
smart for this, every one of them."
She turned towards the staircase which led to the servants'
quarters, with the intention, no doubt, of making them smart,
when she encountered one of them. An unkempt, untidy figure,
clad in a nondescript costume, consisting of checked tweed
trousers, carpet slippers, dress-coat and waistcoat, crumpled
shirt and collar and no necktie, came strolling leisurely down
the stairs as Mrs. Lamb was about to ascend them. It was James
Cottrell, the butler, in general, so far as appearances went,
the most immaculate of beings. His mistress stared at him in not
unnatural surprise.
"Cottrell!--you!--in that state!--at this time of day!--why,
you're not even dressed."
So far from showing any signs of being ashamed or disconcerted,
Mr. Cottrell's manner was not only self-possessed, it was
affability itself. Thrusting his hands into his trouser pockets,
he tilted himself on his heels, till his legs touched the stair
behind, and he smiled.
"No, Mrs. Lamb, I am not dressed--that is, my costume is not in
that perfect state of completeness which I prefer. It is not my
habit to make personal remarks, but since we are on the subject,
I may observe that you're not dressed either. I shouldn't call
that dressing-gown full dress--would you? Your hair don't
look--to me--as if it had been done for days, and you really
must excuse my mentioning that your complexion seems to have got
itself all mixed up anyhow."
"Cottrell, you're drunk; how dare you speak to me like that?"
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