"Mr. Luker, I believe you are a fully admitted solicitor. As
such I call on you to notice that Mrs. Lamb's words are
actionable. And I request you, unless you wish to get yourself
and her into serious trouble, to insist on her opening the two
doors which she has improperly locked, and on her leaving these
premises at once. Surely it is not necessary for me to point out
that, otherwise, the consequences to both of you will be of the
gravest possible kind."
Mrs. Lamb placed herself in front of the irate Mr. Brown.
"Don't you waste your breath talking to Mr. Luker; he's not on
in this scene--not just at present, anyhow. If you've anything
to say, you say it to me; it's me you have to deal with, not
him."
"Mrs. Lamb, I will have nothing to do with you of any sort or
kind; after the monstrous fashion in which you have behaved it
is the sheerest absurdity to suppose that we can have any
communication with you except through a properly accredited
representative."
"So I've behaved in a monstrous fashion, have I? I'll teach you
to talk to me like that."
She began the lesson then and there. Gripping him by both
shoulders she shook him as a terrier shakes a rat. He was a
slightly built man, not physically strong; had he been a rat he
could scarcely have seemed more helpless in her hands. When,
presumably, she was of opinion that the first lesson had lasted
long enough, she honoured him with a few remarks.
"You take from me everything on which you can lay your claws;
you strip me of every shilling I possess; and then, when I ask
for some of it back, you insult me. You--dirty--thief!" Here
there was another bout of shaking. "There are men doing penal
servitude who aren't half such mean, sneaking scamps as you
are--and plenty of them."
She flung him from her against the wall, leaving him to struggle
for breath as best he might. Lady Dykes, in an armchair, was
developing what promised to be a very fine attack of hysterics.
She was beginning to make as much noise as Mrs. Lamb herself.
Mr. McTavish, who, judging from his appearance, had been in
imminent peril of a stroke of apoplexy, seemed all at once to
regain his power of speech.
"Upon my word, you're--you're--you're the most dangerous woman I
ever heard of!"
"And you're the most dangerous thief! Perhaps before I've done
with you you'll find that thieving's almost as dangerous to
yourself as to those on whom you practise."
There came a smart rapping on one of the doors, and a voice from
without.
"Shall we send for a policeman, sir?"
"By all means!--at once! Let him break down the door if he can't
get in any other way! This--this woman's--positively dangerous."
"You're right there; I am--you've made me dangerous. And don't
you think that a policeman, or ten policemen, will keep me from
being even with you if I once get started; not all the policemen
in London couldn't do it!"
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