Mr. Lamb was not at all abashed; he never was by reminders of
that kind--they were legion.
"Why, of course, it's the doctor--the cranky old doctor. I
remember you quite well. How are you, old chap? You haven't--you
haven't a brace of sovereigns on you now?"
"I have not a brace which you are likely to be able to bag, Mr.
Lamb. I understand that you have married since I saw you last."
"Since you saw me! I was married then."
"Indeed? But I gathered that you had since married the widow of
an old friend of mine--Mrs. Cuthbert Grahame."
"Widow? She wasn't his widow; she never was his wife."
"Pardon me, but she went through the Scotch form of marriage
with him in my presence."
"That was all her dashed impudence. She was my wife long before
that; before she ever knew that he was in the world. Doctor, my
wife's a devil of a woman, and she's been treating me in a devil
of a way. If I were to tell you all that she's been doing, so
far as I can understand, mind you--it's quite between
ourselves--you'd go straight to a police station, and you'd
ask for a warrant; but I'm her husband, so I can't. Listen to
me--this is between ourselves--if you'll come to a place I know,
and where they know me--most respectable place--and do me the
pleasure of having a drink with me--and Talfourd, and the
lady--never leave out a lady when it's a question of a little
refreshment--I'll tell you what she's just been telling me, not
five minutes ago. It'll surprise you. Good as confessed to
committing murder; half expected her to murder me--give you my
word it's a fact. Come and have a little something and I'll tell
you all about it--between ourselves, you know."
The doctor exchanged glances with Mr. Talfourd and with
Margaret.
"It seems to me, Mr. Lamb, that you've had more than a little
something already."
"You're wrong, old chap--quite wrong; do assure you. It's
ether--beastly ether."
"Ether?"
"Ever heard of the stuff before? I never did. Seems she lives
on it; takes it in quarts. She crammed some of it down my
throat--fairly took me by the throat and crammed it down. I'm
like a child in her hands--give you my word. She's a devil of a
woman. Never tasted anything like it before; seems to have sent
me stark staring mad. Don't know whether I'm standing on my head
or heels. Let's go and have some Christian liquor, and I'll tell
you all about it."
Again the doctor exchanged glances with his companions.
"If you'll allow me to offer you a seat in my cab I'll take you
to a friend who'll be able to give you some of the finest whisky
in England, and there, at your leisure, you can tell us all
about it."
"My dear old chap, when they called you cranky I always said
that there was more in you than they might think, and I stand to
it to the present moment. I say----"
The doctor did not wait to hear what he said; he bundled him
into a four-wheeled cab after Margaret and Harry. When the cab
had started Margaret asked--
"Where are you taking us?"
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