But the prevailing note was gorgeousness, and anything less
gorgeous than Mr. Isaac Luker one could hardly conceive. Mrs.
Lamb's costume harmonised with the apartment, it was so
evidently the product of one of those artists in dress to whom
expense is no object. And it became her very well. In it she
looked not only a handsome woman, but almost a real great lady.
Mr. Luker's apparel, on the other hand, was not only unbecoming
and ill-fitting, but it was apparently in the last stage of
decay. None of the garments seemed to have been made for him,
and they were all of them odd ones. He was tall and thin. He
wore an old pair of black-and-white checked trousers, which were
too short in the leg and too big everywhere else; an old black
frock-coat, which he kept closely buttoned, and which must
certainly have been intended for some one who was both
shorter and broader. His long thin neck was surrounded by a
suspicious-looking collar, which was certainly not made of
linen, and he wore by way of a necktie something which might
have once done duty as a band on a bowler hat. One understood,
after a very cursory inspection, why a gentleman who had such a
keen regard for appearances as Mr. Andrew McTavish should object
to being brought into involuntary, and unsatisfactory,
professional contact with Mr. Isaac Luker.
Yet those who knew had reason to believe that Mr. Luker did a
considerable business of a kind--though it was emphatically of a
kind. He had one or two peculiarities. He was an habitual gin
drinker, and though he could seldom be said to be positively
drunk, he could just as rarely be called entirely sober. To all
intents and purposes he lived on gin. He had it for breakfast,
lunch, dinner, and for afternoon tea and supper, and he did not
seem to find it a very nourishing food. Then, perhaps partially
owing to the monotonous regularity of his diet, he seemed to be
incapable of saying what he meant, while his yeas and his nays
were as worthless as his oaths. For a solicitor to be a
notorious liar and drunkard one would suppose would be a serious
handicap in his profession. Oddly enough, with Mr. Luker it was,
if anything, the other way. The sort of clients he courted
wanted just the sort of man he was. He, speaking generally,
never did any clean business; he was only at home when dealing
with what was unclean; and as there is more of that kind of
commerce about than might be imagined--and some of it is
amazingly lucrative--he did tolerably well. Indeed, there were
those who declared that, although he did not look it, he was
uncommonly well-off, it being one of his characteristics that he
was as incapable of spending money as he was of telling the
truth or giving up gin.
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