A Duet, with an Occasional ChorusDoyle, Arthur Conan
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A Duet, with an Occasional Chorus
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Married people -- Fiction
A week after the conversation about Mr. Pepys, when some progress had
been made with the reading of the _Diary_, Maude received the following
wire from Frank—
‘MRS. CROSSE. Woking.—Pepys buttered toast suède gloves four
Monument wait late.’
As a sixpennyworth it was a success, but as a message it seemed to leave
something to be desired. Maude puzzled over it, and tried every possible
combination of the words. The nearest approach to sense was when it was
divided in this way—Pepys—buttered toast—suède gloves—four—Monument, wait
late.
She wrote it out in this form, and took it section by section. ‘Pepys,’
that was unintelligible. ‘Buttered toast,’ no sense in that. ‘Suède
gloves,’ yes, she had told Frank that when she came to town, she would
buy some suède gloves at a certain shop in the City, where she could get
for three and threepence a pair which would cost her three and ninepence
in Woking. Maude was so conscientiously economical, that she was always
prepared to spend two shillings in railway fares to reach a spot where a
sixpence was to be saved, and to lavish her nerve and energy freely in
the venture. Here, then, in the suède gloves, was a central point of
light. And then her heart bounded with joy, as she realised that the
last part could only mean that she was to meet Frank at the Monument at
four, and that she was to wait for him if he were late.
So, now, returning to the opening of the message, with the light which
shone from the ending, she realised that buttered toast might refer to a
queer little City hostel, remarkable for that luxury, where Frank had
already taken her twice to tea. And so leaving Mr. Pepys to explain
himself later, Maude gave hurried orders to Jemima and the cook, and
dashed upstairs to put on her new fawn-coloured walking-dress—a garment
which filled her with an extraordinary mixture of delight and remorse,
for it was very smart, cost seven guineas, and had not yet been paid for.
The rendezvous was evidently a sudden thought upon the part of Frank, for
he had left very little time for her to reach the trysting-place.
However, she was fortunate in catching a train to Waterloo, and another
thence to the City, and so reached the Monument at five minutes to four.
The hour was just striking when Frank, with his well-brushed top-hat and
immaculate business frock-coat, came rushing from the direction of King
William Street. Maude held out her hand and he shook it, and then they
both laughed at the formality.
‘I am so glad you were able to come, dearest. How you do brighten up the
old City!’
‘Do I? I felt quite lonely until you came. Nothing but droves of
men—and all staring.’
‘It’s your dress.’
‘Oh, thank you, sir!’
‘Entirely that pretty brown—’
‘Brown! Fawn colour.’
‘Well, that’s brown. Anyhow, it looks charming. And so do you—by Jove
you do, Maude! Come this way!’
‘Where are we going?’
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