A Duet, with an Occasional ChorusDoyle, Arthur Conan
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A Duet, with an Occasional Chorus
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Married people -- Fiction
‘Cutlets à la Constance,’ said Mrs. Hunt Mortimer. ‘I am sure that they
are simple enough. Cutlets, butter, fowls’ livers, cocks’ combs,
mushrooms—’
‘My dear, my dear, remember that she is only a parlourmaid. It is
unreasonable.’
‘Ragout of fowl, chicken patties, croquettes of veal with a little
browning—’
‘We’ve got back to Browning after all,’ cried Maude.
‘Dear me,’ said Mrs. Beecher, ‘it is all my fault, and I am so sorry.
Now, Mrs. Hunt Mortimer, do please read us a little of that delightful
poetry.’
‘You can always get small entrées sent down from the Stores,’ cried
Maude, as a happy thought.
‘You dear, good girl, how sweet of you to think of it. Of course one
can. That is really an admirable idea. There now, we may consider the
entrée as being removed, so we proceed to—’
‘The _pièce de résistance_,’ said Mrs. Hunt Mortimer solemnly, glancing
down the index of the first volume. ‘I confess that my acquaintance with
the poet has up to now been rather superficial. Our ambition must be to
so master him that he becomes from this time forward part and parcel of
ourselves. I fancy that the difficulties in understanding him have been
very much exaggerated, and that with goodwill and perseverance we shall
manage to overcome them.’
It was a relief to Mrs. Beecher and to Maude to realise that Mrs. Hunt
Mortimer knew no more about the matter than themselves. They both
ventured upon a less diffident air now that it was clear that it might be
done in safety. Maude frowned thoughtfully, and Mrs. Beecher cast up her
pretty brown eyes at the curtain-rod, as if she were running over in her
memory the whole long catalogue of the poet’s works.
‘I will tell you what we should do,’ said she. ‘We must make a vow that
we shall never pass a line until we understand it. We will go over it
again and again until we grasp its meaning.’
‘What an excellent idea!’ cried Maude, with one of her little bursts of
enthusiasm. ‘Now that is really splendid, Mrs. Beecher.’
‘My friends always call me Nellie,’ said the little brunette.
‘How nice of you to say so! I should love to call you so, if you don’t
mind. It is such a pretty name too. Only you must call me Maude.’
‘You look like a Maude,’ said Mrs. Beecher. ‘I always picture a Maude as
bright and pretty and blonde. Isn’t it strange how names associate
themselves with characters. Mary is always domestic, and Rose is a
flirt, and Elizabeth is dutiful, and Evelyn is dashing, and Alice is
colourless, and Helen is masterful—’
‘And Matilda is impatient,’ said Mrs. Hunt Mortimer, laughing. ‘Matilda
has reason to be, seated here with an index in front of her while you two
are exchanging compliments.’
‘Why, we were waiting for you to begin,’ said Mrs. Beecher reproachfully.
‘Do let us have something, for really the time is slipping away.’
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