Dunkirk had a basket of wine brought down from his room and he made the
sheriff sit beside him at the table.
"We may as well make the most of our last evening together," he said,
glancing jovially around.
"We shall have to walk down the mountain in the morning, I suppose,"
remarked Bartley Hubbard.
"That's jest w'at's the matter," observed the sheriff.
"But the ladies, my dear sir, the ladies----" began Punner.
"The weeming, they'll hev kinveyances, young man, so ye kin jest shet up
ef ye please," the officer interrupted, with a good-natured wink and a
knowing wag of his head.
A disinterested observer would have noted readily enough that the feast
was far from a banquet. There was Ferris, for instance, munching a
biscuit and sipping his wine and pretending to enjoy Punner's sallies
and Cattleton's drolleries, while down in his heart lay the leaden
thought, the hideous knowledge of an empty pocket. Indeed the reflection
was a common one, weighting down almost every breast at the board.
One little incident did make even Ferris forget himself for a moment or
two, it was when deaf Miss Nebeker misinterpreted some remark made by
Hubbard and arose with a view to reciting _The Jerseyman's Jewsharp_,
with a new variation, "Oh, Jerseyman Joe had a Jewsharp of gold," she
began, in her most melodious drawl. She could not hear the protesting
voices of her friends and she misinterpreted the stare of the sheriff.
"For the good heaven's sake, Hubbard," cried Lucas, "do use your
influence; quick, please, or I shall collapse."
Bartley Hubbard took hold of her dress and gently pulled her down into
her chair.
"The sheriff objects!" he yelled in her ear.
"After dinner?" she resignedly inquired, "well, then after dinner, in
the parlor."
When the feast had come to the crumbs, Dunkirk arose and said:
"We all have had a good time at the Hotel Helicon, but our sojourn upon
the heights of Mt. Boab has been cut short by a certain chain of mishaps
over which we have had no control, and to-morrow we go away, doubtless
forever. I feel like saying that I harbor no unpleasant recollections
of the days we have spent together."
Cattleton sprung to his feet to move a vote of thanks "to the
public-spirited and benevolent man who built this magnificent hotel and
threw open its doors to us."
It was carried.
"Now then," said Lucas, adjusting his glasses and speaking in his
gravest chest-tones, "I move that it be taken as the sense of this
assembly, that it is our duty to draw upon our publisher for money
enough to take us home."
The response was overwhelming.
Dunkirk felt the true state of affairs. He arose, his broad face
wreathed with genial smiles, and said:
"To the certain knowledge of your unhappy publisher your accounts are
already overdrawn, but in view of the rich material you have been
gathering of late, your publisher will honor you draughts to the limit
of your expenses home."
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