The funny little springless cart was brought up. Malachi had a
short and very earnest conversation with Phinias, who gave one very
solemn twitter of his eyelid but made no further comment of any sort
whatsoever. Presently the three men got under way and Raynes, who
really felt himself very tired, not to say exhausted and ravenously
hungry, began to turn his attention with keen desire to Annie's eggs
and bacon.
Malachi parted company with Raynes at the broken-down gate of
Desmondstown. He assured Raynes that he would have a word with him that
evening, and left him in the complete care of Phinias, who talked the
entire way to the cottage of the power of the celebrated shillelagh.
"Be all that's howly," he said, "it would smash a man's brains out
whilst he was a-thinkin'. Every man in these parts kapes wan; they're
better than any guns I've heerd tell on."
Raynes felt decidedly uncomfortable. He ventured to ask what shape a
shillelagh was, but Phinias's reply was,
"They're meant for killing, it don't matter the shape! To be sure now,
Annie, mavourneen, here's a gent from England, own father to that dear
little Miss Tilly. He's mad with the hunger. You get him as many
new-laid eggs and rashers of bacon and bread and butter and fresh milk
and cream and tea as you think he can swaller. Don't overdo the man,
but do him well, for the sake of _dear_ little Miss Tilly."
Annie felt very much inclined to say that she was never dear little
Miss Tilly to her, but there was a look in her husband's face which
caused her to "kape herself to herself."
Accordingly the childer were swept out of the room. Raynes from England
was given the only decent bedroom in the house and presently Annie
appeared with a great tray, which contained half a dozen fried eggs, as
many rashers of home-cured bacon, bread and butter, and a great jug of
milk, besides rich cream and tea.
"That'll do," said Raynes, who felt almost sinking from sheer
exhaustion.
Annie went away and communed with her husband. Raynes ate until he
could eat no more, and then thought he couldn't do better than explore
the premises a little. But he was met at the doorway by no less a
person than Phinias himself. Phinias was twiddling his shillelagh in
the air, and it certainly looked a weapon that could not be trifled
with; that is, if it was turned _against_ you.
"I'd like to try it," said Raynes, somewhat timidly.
"You try it--_you_! You don't know the swing of the thing; you 'as to
be out in the air in the first place, and the next you 'as to swing it
through the air with a sort of a swish, and then down it comes--crack!"
"Oh, well, I don't mind about it," said Raynes. "I'm a harmless man, I
don't want to hurt anybody. I'm just going out for a bit of a stroll."
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