Those benefactors of humanity, the leading advertisers, used 'A Question
of Cubits' for their own exalted ends. A firm of manufacturers of
high-heeled shoes played with it for a month in various forms. The
proprietors of an unrivalled cheap cigarette disbursed thousands of
pounds in order to familiarize the public with certain facts. As thus:
'A Question of Cubits. Every hour of every day we sell as many
cigarettes as, if placed on end one on the top of the other, would make
a column as lofty as the Eiffel Tower. Owing to the fact that cigarettes
are not once mentioned in _A Question of Cubits_, we regret to say that
the author has not authorized us to assert that he was thinking of our
cigarettes when he wrote Chapter VII. of that popular novel.'
Editors and publishers cried in vain for Henry. They could get from him
neither interviews, short stories, nor novels. They could only get
polite references to Mark Snyder. And Mark Snyder had made his
unalterable plans for the exploitation of this most wonderful racehorse
that he had ever trained for the Fame Stakes. The supply of chatty
paragraphs concerning the hero and the book of the day would have
utterly failed had not Mr. Onions Winter courageously come to the rescue
and allowed himself to be interviewed. And even then respectable
journals were reduced to this sort of paragraph: 'Apropos of Mr.
Knight's phenomenal book, it may not be generally known what the exact
measure of a cubit is. There have been three different cubits--the
Scriptural, the Roman, and the English. Of these, the first-named,' etc.
So the thing ran on.
And at the back of it all, supporting it all, was the steady and
prodigious sale of the book, the genuine enthusiasm for it of the
average sensible, healthy-minded woman and man.
Finally, the information leaked out that Macalistairs had made august
and successful overtures for the reception of Henry into their fold.
Sir Hugh Macalistair, the head of the firm, was (at that time) the only
publisher who had ever been knighted. And the history of Macalistairs
was the history of all that was greatest and purest in English
literature during the nineteenth century. Without Macalistairs, English
literature since Scott would have been nowhere. Henry was to write a
long novel in due course, and Macalistairs were to have the world's
rights of the book, and were to use it as a serial in their venerable
and lusty _Magazine_, and to pay Henry, on delivery of the manuscript,
eight thousand pounds, of which six thousand was to count as in advance
of royalties on the book.
Mr. Onions Winter was very angry at what he termed an ungrateful
desertion. The unfortunate man died a year or two later of appendicitis,
and his last words were that he, and he alone, had 'discovered' Henry.
CHAPTER XXI
PLAYING THE NEW GAME
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