Adventure stories; England -- Fiction; Runaway children -- Fiction; Schoolboys -- Fiction
The thief led the way into a fairly sized room, which was lighted by
another tallow candle. The one which the old woman brought with her
when she entered made the pair. There was no carpet on the floor,
which was extremely dirty; a rickety deal table and four or five
rickety chairs formed all the furniture. There was a bright fire
burning in an antiquated fireplace, from which the ashes had
apparently never been removed for months, and the atmosphere of the
room was distinctly close.
"What have you got to eat?" asked the thief, when the old woman
reappeared.
"You're always ready enough to eat, but you re not so ready to pay for
what you've eaten. You boys is all the same; you'd rob an old woman of
her teeth."
The crone tottered to a cupboard in a corner of the room. The allusion
to her teeth was not a happy one, for a solitary fang which protruded
from her hideous jaws seemed to be all the teeth she still possessed.
From the cupboard she produced a couple of chipped plates, a loaf of
bread, and a piece of uncooked steak, which probably weighed several
pounds. The thief's eyes glistened at sight of it.
"That's the tuck! Cut me off a chunk, and I'll frizzle it in two
threes."
The old woman cut off a piece which weighed at least a pound and a
half. A frying-pan was produced from some unexpected corner. The young
rogue, disencumbering himself of his coat and waistcoat, immediately
elected himself to the office of cook. A short dialogue took place
between the old woman and himself while the cooking was going on.
"What luck have you had?"
"What's that to you?"
"That means you ain't had none. Ah, Freddy, you ain't what you was.
I've known you when you allays came home with your pockets full of
pretty things."
"You ain't what you was, neither."
A pause. A savoury smell began to come from the frying-pan. The old
woman turned her watery, bloodshot eyes to Bertie.
"Who's your friend?"
"Them who don't ask no questions don't get told no lies."
"What's his lay?"
"His lay's hitting old women in the eye; so now you know."
The old woman shook her head, and mourned the decadence of the times.
"Oh, them boys! them boys! When I was a young gal there weren't none
of them boys in them there days! Times is changed."
"And this steak's done! Now then, Ikey, make yourself alive and hand
the plates."
Without the interposition of a dish the steak was divided in the
frying-pan, placed in two equal portions on the plates, and Bertie and
the cook fell to.
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