Dear me! what a squalling and a bawling, What noise, and what bustle in London pervades; People of all sorts shouting and calling, London's a mart, sure, for men of all trades. The _chummy_ so black, sir, with bag on his back, sir, Commences the noise with the cry of "sweep, sweep!" Then Dusty and Crusty with voices so lusty, Fish-men and green-men, their nuisances keep. Dear me, &c. Fine water cresses, two bunches a penny, Fine new milk, two-pence ha'p'ny a quart! Come buy my fine matches--as long as I've any, Carrots and turnips, the finest e'er bought. Dainty fresh salmon! _without_ any _gammon_, Hare skins or rabbit skins! hare skins, cook I buy! 'Taters all sound, sir, two-pence six pounds, sir, Coals ten-pence a bushel, buy them and try. Dear me, &c. Here's songs three yards for a penny! Comic songs, love songs, and funny songs, too; _Billy Barlow_,--_Little Mike_,--_Paddy Denny!_ _The Bailiffs are coming_--_The Hero of Waterloo_. Eels four-pence a pound--pen knives here ground, Scissors ground sharp, a penny a pair! Tin kettles to mend, sir, your fenders here send, sir, For six-pence a piece, I will paint 'em with care. Dear me, &c. Come buy my _old man_, a penny a root, The whole true account of the murder last night! Fine Seville oranges, ne'er was such fruit, Just printed and published, the last famous fight. Arrived here this morning--strange news from Greece, A victory gain'd o'er the great Turkish fleet; Chairs to mend--hair brooms, a shilling a piece! Cap box, bonnet box--cats' and dogs' meat. Dear me, &c. Here's _inguns_ a penny a rope, Pots and pans--old clothes, clo' for sale! A dread storm near the Cape of Good Hope. Greens two-pence a bunch--twenty-pence a new pail. Sprats, a penny a plateful--I should feel werry grateful, Kind friends for a ha'p'ny for my babe's sakes; Shrimps, penny a pot--baked 'taters all hot! Muffins and crumpets, or fine Yorkshire cakes. Dear me, &c. "Had I a _Garden_, a _Field_ and a _Gate_, I would not care for the Duke of Bedford's estate; That is, I would not care for the Duke of Bedford's estate, If I had _Covent Garden_, _Smithfield_, and _Billingsgate_."