A House-Party, Don Gesualdo, and A Rainy JuneOuida
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A House-Party, Don Gesualdo, and A Rainy June
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No, it isn't your fault, you dear little donkey: it is only the natural
sequence of things. Men are always like that when the woman loves them:
when she don't, they behave much better. My dear, this is just what is
so annoying about love: the man's is always going slower and slower
towards a dead stop, as the woman's is "coaling" and getting steam up. I
borrow papa's admirably accurate metaphor: nothing can be truer. It is a
great pity, but I suppose the fault is Nature's. _Entre nous_, I don't
think Nature ever contemplated marriage, any more than she did
crinolettes, pearl powder, or the electric light. There is no doubt that
Nature intended to adjust the thing on the butterfly and buttercup
system,--on the _je reste, tu t'en vas_ principle. And nothing would be
easier or nicer, only there are children and property. So the butterfly
has to be pinned down by the buttercup. That is why the Communists and
Anarchists always abolish Property and Marriage together. The one is
evolved out of the other, just as the dear scientists say the horse was
evolved out of a bird, which I never can see makes the matter any easier
of comprehension; but, still--what was I saying? Oh, I meant to say
this: you are only lamenting, as a special defalcation and disloyalty in
San Zenone, what is merely his unconscious and involuntary and perfectly
natural alteration from a lover into a husband. The butterfly is
beginning to feel the pin which has been run through him to stick him
down. It is not your fault, my sweet little girl; it is the fault, if at
all, of the world, which has decreed that the butterfly, to flirt
legitimately with the buttercup, must suffer the corking-pin. Now, take
my advice: the pin is in, don't worry if he writhe on it a little bit!
It is only what the beloved scientists again call automatic action. And
do try and beat into your little head the fact that a man may love you
very dearly, and yet yawn a little for the _petits théâtres_ in the
silent recesses of his manly breast. Of course I know this sort of rough
awakening from delightful dreams is harder for you than it is for most,
because you began at such tremendous altitudes. You had your Ruy Blas
and Petrarca and the mandoline and the moonlight and the love-philtres
all mixed up in an intoxicating draught. You have naturally a great deal
more disillusion to go through than if you had married a country squire
or a Scotch laird, who would never have suggested any romantic delights.
One cannot go near heaven without coming down with a crash, like the
poor men in the balloons. You have been up in your balloon, and you are
now coming down. Ah, my dear, everything depends on _how_ you come down!
You will think me a monster for saying so, but it will rest so much in
your own hands. You won't believe it, but it will. If you come down with
tact and good humor, it will all be right afterwards; but if you show
temper, as men say of their horses, why, then the balloon will lie
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