A journey to the world under-groundHolberg, Ludvig
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A journey to the world under-ground
Holberg, Ludvig
Utopias -- Early works to 1800; Voyages, Imaginary -- Early works to 1800
This Decree being pass’d, I was commanded to appear before the Senate,
where a senior Monkey rising up, thank’d me in the Name of the whole
Commonwealth, and assur’d me they would reward me in a Manner suitable
to my great Merit. He likewise ask’d me, how much Time it would require
to make such another Ornament? I reply’d, that as to the Reward, it
was sufficient Recompence to receive the Applauses of so venerable a
Body: As to the other Point, the making a second Perriwig, provided I
might have the Assistance of as many Monkeys as I could instruct in
the Art, I could undertake in one Month to furnish almost the whole
City. At these Words, the Syndick rose and said, _Heav’n forbid_,
Kakidoran, _that such an Ornament should be common to all the City,
and grow into Disesteem by frequent Use! No; let the Nobility be by
this distinguish’d from the Vulgar._ This Opinion was seconded by all
the Senate, and the publick Censors were order’d to take due Care
that this Decree should be inviolably observ’d, that the Nobility
receive no Dishonour by the promiscuous Use of Perriwigs, and that
so bright an Ornament should be reserv’d solely for their Use. But
this Edict had the same Effect that all sumptuary Laws have, and only
excited a stronger Desire in the Commons to transgress them. And
as this Invention had the Happiness to please every one, the richer
Citizens, by Friends or Money, procur’d Titles of Honour to qualify
them to wear Perriwigs, insomuch that in a short Time a very great
Part of the City was enobled. At length, when Petitions arriv’d from
the several Provinces, to be allow’d to come into this Fashion, the
Senate took the Matter under Consideration, and made a Repeal of the
Law, with a Permission for the promiscuous Use of Perriwigs; so that
I had the Pleasure to see the whole Nation _perriwig’d_, if I may use
the Expression, before I left _Martinia_. And a most delightful Sight
it was! Such general Satisfaction did this Contrivance give, that it
gave Birth to a new Epoch, or Date of Time, which was call’d in the
_Martinian_ Annals, THE YEAR OF PERRIWIGS.
To return to myself. Surrounded with Applauses, and cloath’d in a
Purple Robe, I was carried back in a Chair to the Syndick’s House,
and my Comrade Chairman now perform’d the Office of a Horse for me.
From that Hour I was admitted to the Syndick’s Table. After this lucky
Prelude of my Fortune, I pursued my Design, and by the joint Labours
of those I instructed, I in a short Time finish’d off Perriwigs enough
to accommodate the whole Senate; and about the End of the Month the
following Diploma of Nobility was brought me.
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