A journey to the world under-groundHolberg, Ludvig
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A journey to the world under-ground
Holberg, Ludvig
Utopias -- Early works to 1800; Voyages, Imaginary -- Early works to 1800
I enjoy’d a tolerable good Share of Health while I was in this Country,
tho’ the Heat, occasion’d by the continual Presence of the Sun, was
not a little troublesome. Once I was seiz’d with a Diarrhea, attended
with a high Fever; but it was of no great Continuance: But during my
Illness, the Physician I made use of was ten Times more troublesome
than my Disorder, by reason of his Impertinence and Loquacity, which
are so peculiar to this People. Having Occasion for a Physician in
that ill State of Health, a Doctor of Physick came a Voluntier, and
offer’d me his Assistance: I could not forbear laughing at the Sight
of him, because who should this be but my very Barber? I question’d
him, how it happen’d that from a Barber he was so soon metamorphos’d
into a Doctor? He reply’d, he exercis’d both Professions. Upon this I
was a little dubious, whether I ought to trust the Care of my Health
to such a general Trader, and frankly told him, that I had rather
have a Physician who profess’d the Art of Physick alone; but he vow’d
and protested to me, that there was not one such throughout the whole
City. I was therefore oblig’d to venture myself with him. The Haste
the Doctor was in increas’d my Wonder; for having prescrib’d for me a
Potion, he abruptly took his Leave, declaring he could not possibly
stay longer, because he was oblig’d to attend upon some other Affairs,
in which he was engag’d, at that very Time. And when I ask’d him what
those Affairs could be which requir’d such violent Haste, he told me,
he was under a Necessity of being at a Market-Town in the Neighbourhood
by such an Hour, to act as a Notary-Publick, which was another of his
Employments. This Multiplicity of Business is in great Vogue here,
and every body is very ready to undertake any the most opposite and
contradictory Offices. This Confidence is occasion’d by that wonderful
Liveliness of Genius, which dispatches Business in a Trice. Yet from
the various Mistakes and Blunders they daily commit, I concluded that
these Geniuses, which are so full of Fire, are rather an Ornament to
the Commonwealth, than of any real Use to it.
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