A journey to the world under-groundHolberg, Ludvig
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A journey to the world under-ground
Holberg, Ludvig
Utopias -- Early works to 1800; Voyages, Imaginary -- Early works to 1800
or Jig-Time, which was their Method of returning Thanks. However, a
Repulse would at any Time spoil all their Musick.
Having dispatch’d our Affairs to our Satisfaction, we left this Place
about the Month _Cusan_, and after a Voyage of a few Days came in Sight
of another Coast. Our Crew guess’d it to be _Pyglossia_, from the fœtid
Smell which came from thence. The Inhabitants of this Country are not
unlike human Creatures, except in one Particular, which is the Want of
Mouths. This lays them under a Necessity of speaking a _posteriori_,
if I may be allow’d the Phrase. The first Person who came aboard our
Ship was a wealthy Merchant. He very civilly saluted us from behind,
according to the Custom of the Country, and then began to talk with
us about the Price of our Goods. The Barber belonging to our Ship,
to my great Misfortune, was at that Time sick; for which Reason I
was oblig’d to make use of a _Pyglossian_ Barber. The People of this
Profession are more talkative, if possible, in this Country, than
they are in _Europe_; so that whilst he was shaving me, he left such
a horrid Stench behind him in the Cabin, that we were oblig’d to burn
great Quantities of Incense to sweeten it again after his Departure.
I was so accustom’d to see strange Things, and such as were contrary
to the usual Course of Nature, that nothing now appear’d surprizing
to me. As the Conversation of the _Pyglossians_ was disagreeable and
offensive, by reason of this natural Imperfection, we were willing
to get away from thence as soon as possible, and therefore weigh’d
Anchor before the Time we had appointed. We hasten’d our Departure
the more on Account of our being invited to Supper by one of the
principal Inhabitants. We all shrugg’d up our Shoulders at this
Invitation, and nobody would accept of it, but upon Condition that a
general Silence should be observ’d all Supper-Time. As we were going
out of the Harbour, the _Pyglossians_ crouded to the Shore to wish us
a good Voyage; but as the Wind blew directly from the Land, we made
all the Signs we could, by nodding our Heads, and waving our Hands,
to let them know we would excuse their Compliments. I could not help
reflecting, upon this Occasion, how very troublesome a Man may prove by
striving to be over-complaisant. The chief Trade of the _Martinians_
to this Country, consists in Rose-Water, and divers Kinds of Spices
and Perfumes. We steer’d our Course from hence to _Iceland_, a Country
the most horrid, desert, and inhospitable, that ever my Eyes beheld.
Hardly any Thing is to be seen, but Mountains continually cover’d over
with Snow. The Inhabitants, who are all made of Ice, are dispers’d
here and there amongst the Tops of the Hills, in Places where the Sun
never comes. For all between the Summits of the Mountains, to speak
poetically, is bound up in eternal Frost. On this Account likewise it
is perpetually dark here, or if there is any Light, it is only what
proceeds from the Glittering of the Hoar-Frost.
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