A journey to the world under-groundHolberg, Ludvig
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A journey to the world under-ground
Holberg, Ludvig
Utopias -- Early works to 1800; Voyages, Imaginary -- Early works to 1800
gives Name to the whole Country, and is famous for its fine Situation,
for the Grandeur of its Buildings, its Commerce, and naval Force. For
Extent of Ground, and Number of Inhabitants, I believe it may rival
_Paris_. So crouded was every Street, that we were forc’d to beat our
Way through to go to that Part of the City where the Syndick of the
Senate liv’d. For he it was to whom the Consul was to present me.
When we drew near to the Syndick’s House, my Friend the Consul went
into an Inn, to put himself in Order, and to compose his Person and
Habit in a Manner fit to appear before the Syndick. Immediately there
appear’d a little Army of occasional Valets or Footmen, commonly call’d
_Maskatti_, whose Assistance every one makes use of before they enter
the Palaces of the Senators. These brush your Cloaths, take out the
Spots, and with the exactest Care adjust whatever is discompos’d,
even to the smallest Plait. One of these _Maskatti_ took the Consul’s
Sword, and wip’d it clean and bright, and then return’d it him. Another
dress’d his Tail with Ribbands of various Colours: For these Monkies
have nothing more at Heart than the Ornaments of their Tails. There
were some Senators, and especially some of the Wives of the Senators,
whose Tails on high Occasions could scarcely be dress’d out to the
best Advantage under two or three hundred Pounds Sterling. A third
approach’d the Consul with a geometrical Instrument, to take the
Dimensions of his Cloaths, and to see if all hung in due Proportion. A
fourth brought a Bottle of Paint, and with it improv’d his Visage. A
fifth examin’d his Feet, from which he par’d the Superfluities. A sixth
brought him perfum’d Water to wash with. In short, one brought a Towel,
another a Comb, another a Looking-Glass, and all with an Exactness not
inferior to that of a Geometrician measuring and adorning his Map. Oh!
thought I to myself, how much Time and Expence must the Dress of the
Ladies here require, when there is so much Fuss in tricking out one of
our Sex? And, indeed, the _Martinian_ Ladies exceed all Bounds, and
cover their Defects with such a Load of Paint, as makes their Persons
offensive. For when the Sweat and Paint are pretty well united, it
exhales an Odour like that of your great Kitchens; what you smell you
know not, but this you know, that it is something very disagreeable.
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