A Knight of the Nineteenth CenturyRoe, Edward Payson
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A Knight of the Nineteenth Century
Roe, Edward Payson
Fiction
The light of the following day brought little hope or courage; but
Haldane started out, after a meagre breakfast, to find some means of
obtaining a dinner and a place to sleep. He was not as successful as
usual, and noon had passed before he found anything to do.
As he was plodding wearily along through a suburb he heard some one
behind a high board fence speaking so loudly and angrily that he stopped
to listen, and was not a little surprised to find that the man was
talking to himself. For a few moments there was a sound of a saw, and
when it ceased, a harsh, querulous voice commenced again:
"A-a-h"--it would seem that the man thus given to soliloquy often began
and finished his sentences with a vindictive and prolonged guttural
sound like that here indicated--"Miserable hand at sawin' wood! Why
don't you let some one saw it that knows how? Tryin' to save a half
dollar; when you know it'll give you the rheumatiz, and cost ten in
doctor bills! 'Nother thing; it's mean--mean as dirt. You know there's
poor devils who need the work, and you're cheatin' 'em out of it. But
it's just like yer! A-a-h!" and then the saw began again.
Haldane was inclined to believe that this irascible stranger was as
providential as the croaking ravens that fed the prophet, and he
promptly sought the gate and entered. An old man looked up in some
surprise. He was short in stature and had the stoop of one who is
bending under the weight of years and infirmities. His features were as
withered and brown as a russet apple that had been kept long past its
season, and his head was surmounted by a shock of white locks that
bristled out in all directions, as if each particular hair was on bad
terms with its neighbors. Curious seams and wrinkles gave the continuous
impression that the old gentleman had just swallowed something very
bitter, and was making a wry face over it. But Haldane was in no mood
for the study of physiognomy and character, however interesting a
subject he might stumble upon, and he said:
"I am looking for a little work, and with your permission I will saw
that wood for whatever you are willing to pay."
"That won't be much."
"It will be enough to get a hungry man a dinner."
"Haven't you had any dinner?"
"No."
"Why didn't you ask for one, then?"
"Why should I ask you for a dinner?"
"Why shouldn't you? If I be a tight-fisted man, I'm not mean enough to
refuse a hungry man."
"Give me some work, and I can buy my dinner."
"What's your name?"
"Egbert Haldane."
"Ah ha! That name's been in the papers lately."
"Yes, and _I_ have been in jail."
"And do you expect me to have a man around that's been in jail?"
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