A Knight of the Nineteenth CenturyRoe, Edward Payson
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A Knight of the Nineteenth Century
Roe, Edward Payson
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"This was undoubtedly a mere pretence, for he had worn a valuable watch
in the morning, and had parted with it during the day. Though the sum he
apparently had upon his person was scarcely half payment, the
kind-hearted German took him at his word, and also left him seventy-five
cents to procure lodgings elsewhere. In what role of crime he will next
appear it is hard to guess; but it seems a pity that Mr. Arnot did not
give him the full benefit of the law, for thus the community would have
been rid, for a time at least, of one who can serve his day and
generation better at breaking stone under the direction of the State
than by any methods of his own choosing. He is one of those phenomenal
cases of unnatural depravity; for, as far as we can learn, he comes from
a home of wealth, refinement, and even Christian culture. We warn our
fellow-citizens against him."
"A-a-a-h!" ejaculated Mr. Growther, in prolonged and painful utterance,
as if one of his teeth had just been drawn. "Now that is tough! I don't
wonder you think Satan had a finger in that pie. Didn't I tell you the
editors made up half that's in the papers? I don't know what started
this story. There's generally a little beginning, like the seed of a big
flauntin' weed; but I don't believe you did so mean a thing. In fact, I
don't think I'm quite mean enough to have done it myself."
"You, and perhaps one other person, will be the only ones in town, then,
who will not believe it against me. I know I've acted wrong and like a
fool; but what chance has a fellow when he gets credit for evil only,
and a hundred-fold more evil than is in him? Curse it all! since every
one insists that I have gone wholly over to the devil, I might as well
go."
"That's it, that's it! we're all right at his elbow, a-helpin' him
along. But how did this story start? The scribbler in the German paper
couldn't have spun it, like a spider, hully out of his own in'ards."
Haldane told him the whole story, sketching the "kind-hearted German" in
his true colors.
At its conclusion Mr. Growther drew a long, meditative breath, and
remarked sententiously, "Well, I've allers heard that 'sperience was an
awfully dear school; but we do learn in it. I'll bet my head you will
never pay another dollar without takin' a receipt."
"What chance will I ever have to make another dollar? They have raised a
mad-dog cry against me, and I shall be treated as if I were a dog."
"Why don't you go home, then?"
"I'll go to the bottom of the river first."
"That would suit the devil, the crabs, and the eels," remarked Mr.
Growther.
"Faugh! crabs and eels!" exclaimed Haldane with a shudder of disgust.
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