A Knight of the Nineteenth CenturyRoe, Edward Payson
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A Knight of the Nineteenth Century
Roe, Edward Payson
Fiction
As was usually the case, there was in the regiment a soldier gifted with
the power and taste for letter-writing, and he kept the local papers
quite well posted concerning affairs in the regiment. One item
concerning Beaumont will indicate the condition of his mind. After
describing the "awful" nature of the roads and weather, the writer
added, "The Colonel looks as if in a chronic state of disgust."
Suddenly the regiment was ordered to the far Southwest. This was more
than Beaumont could endure, for in his view life in that region would be
a burden under any circumstances. He coolly thought the matter over, and
concluded that he would rather go home, marry Laura, and take a tour in
Europe, and promptly executed the first part of his plan by resigning on
account of ill-health. He had a bad cold, it is true, which had chiefly
gone to his head and made him very uncomfortable, and so inflamed his
nose that the examining physician misjudged the exemplary gentleman,
recommending that his resignation be accepted, more from the fear that
his habits were bad than from any other cause. But by the time he
reached Hillaton his nose was itself again, and he as elegant as ever.
The political major had long since disappeared, and so Haldane started
for his distant field of duty as lieutenant-colonel.
The regimental letter-writer chronicled this promotion in the Hillaton
"Courier" with evident satisfaction.
"Lieut.-Col. Haldane," he wrote, "is respected by all and liked by the
majority. He keeps us rigidly to our duty, but is kind and considerate
nevertheless. He is the most useful officer I ever heard of. Now he is
chaplain and again he is surgeon. He coaxes the money away from the men
and sends it home to their families, otherwise much of it would be lost
in gambling. Many a mother and wife in Hillaton hears from the absent
oftener because the Colonel urges the boys to write, and writes for
those who are unable. To give you a sample of the man I will tell you
what I saw not long ago. The roads were horrible as usual, and some of
the men were getting played out on the march. The first thing I knew a
sick man was on the Major's horse (he was Major then), and he was
trudging along in the mud with the rest of us, and carrying the muskets
of three other men who were badly used up. [Footnote: I cannot refrain
here from paying a tribute to my old schoolmate and friend, Major James
Cromwell, of the 124th New York Volunteers, whom I have seen plodding
along in the mud in a November storm, a sick soldier riding his horse,
while he carried the accoutrements of other men who were giving out from
exhaustion. Major Cromwell was killed while leading a charge at the
battle of Gettysburg. ] We want the people of Hillaton to understand,
that if any of us get back we won't hear anything more against Haldane.
Nice, pretty fellows, who don't like to get their boots muddy, as our
ex-Colonel, for instance, may be more to their taste, but they ain't to
ours."
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