Philip's first few weeks in the London offices were a prolongation of
this journey. The young gentleman in the show-room proved to be
unspeakably offensive and incompetent; the Yorkshireman in the
repairing-shop was incredibly obstinate and secretive. The staff were
slack, and the premises dirty. Letters were not answered promptly, and
the accounts were in a shocking mess. Finally, every soul in the place
(with the possible exception of the lady typist) greeted the intrusion
of the new manager with undisguised hostility.
Philip, reminding himself of the period of time in which Rome was not
built, set to work, in his serious methodical fashion, to master
departmental details. He went through the repair-shop first, and mindful
of Mr. Mablethorpe's admonition to observe People rather than Things,
spent much time in studying the characters of each of the men employed.
As a result of his investigations two mechanics, props of their Union,
were tersely informed that unless their standard of performance was
raised at least one hundred per cent, their services would not be
required after the end of the current month.
Next came a brief but painful interview with Mr. Murgatroyd, the
Yorkshireman, on the subject of perquisites and commissions. The motor
industry lends itself to the acquirement of pickings more, perhaps, than
any other trade of to-day, and the long-headed Mr. Murgatroyd had made
good use of the opportunities thrown in his way for something like ten
years. Henceforth, Philip explained to him, there must be no more
clandestine _douceurs_ from tyre-agents, no more strictly private
rebates on consignments of petrol, and no more piling-up of unconsidered
trifles in customers' bills. Before undertaking a repairing contract of
any magnitude, Mr. Murgatroyd must present a detailed estimate of the
cost, and the work was not to be put in hand until the estimate was
approved and countersigned by the owner of the car.
To this Mr. Murgatroyd replied almost tearfully that if Mr. Meldrum
proposed to run the establishment upon Sunday-school lines, the sooner
they put up the shutters the better.
"Does that mean that you want to resign your post, Mr. Murgatroyd?"
asked Philip hopefully.
Mr. Murgatroyd was not to be caught.
"Not at all, sir," he said. "I dare say we shall take a little time to
get used to one another's ways, that's all; but in the end I'm sure we
shall rub along grandly."
What Mr. Murgatroyd meant was:--
"You are a new broom. In a short time your youthful zeal for reform will
have abated, and we can then slip back unto the old comfortable groove.
For the present I must make a show of complying with your idiotic
commands."
Philip understood this, and calculated that six months of commercial
austerity would set his manager looking for a softer berth. Both sides
having thus decided to wait and see, the interview terminated.
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