A FORTNIGHT later Philip filled the vacancy which had been caused two
years previously by the removal of Mr. Atherton by offering the post to
Tim Rendle--an offer which was accepted by that ornament of the leisured
classes with an enthusiasm which would have surprised the horny-handed
Brand.
The experiment turned out a complete success. It provided Master Timothy
with some much-needed employment, the Britannia Motor Company with an
admirable addition to its staff, and Philip with a companion. Tim was a
capital salesman. He soon became a brilliant, if slightly reckless
driver; and in time he absorbed a fair working knowledge of the
mechanics of the automobile. He possessed a charm of manner of which he
was quite unconscious, and a unique capacity for getting himself liked.
He fell in and out of love on the slightest provocation, and rarely
failed to keep Philip informed of his latest entanglement.
Once he offered, as a supreme favour, to introduce Philip to one "Baby,"
who presided over a small tobacconist's establishment in Wardour Street.
The interview was an entire failure. The siren greeted Timothy and his
abashed companion most graciously, and was on the point, doubtless, of
making some witty and appropriate remarks, when a piano-organ came
heavily to anchor just outside the door, and its unwashed custodians
proceeded to drown all attempts at conversation with the reverberating
strains of "Alexander's Rag-Time Band." Under such circumstances it was
impossible to look either affectionate or rakish. A conversation
conducted entirely by means of smiles, however affable, and nods,
however knowing, rarely leads anywhere; and, Timothy having intimated by
a tender glance in the direction of Baby and a despairing gesture
towards the door, that his heart was forever hers, but that for the
present they must part, the deputation filed ignominiously out, one half
of it feeling uncommonly foolish.
Tim was fond of engaging in controversy with Brand, and Philip
frequently overheard such epithets as "gilded popinjay," and "grinder of
the faces of the poor," exchanged for "dear old soul," and "esteemed
citizen," on the occasions when argument and chaff clashed together in
the garage or show-room.
Tim created an impression in another quarter, too, as a brief scrap of
conversation will show.
"I think, Miss Jennings, that it would be a pretty and appropriate
thought if, for the future, on arriving at the scene of my daily toil, I
were to kiss you good-morning."
"Think again," suggested Miss Jennings.
"Not necessarily for publication," continued the unabashed Timothy, "but
as a guaranty of good faith. A purely domestic salute, in fact. These
little things have a softening effect upon a man's character."
"They seem to have had a softening effect upon your brain," observed
Miss Jennings swiftly.
"It would do me good," urged Tim. "I have no one to kiss me now that my
dear mother has been called away."
Miss Jennings looked up, deceived for a moment.
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