Philip, still bitterly ashamed of his tea, achieved a lopsided bow, and
Lady Rendle departed to her own place.
Timothy, who had been engaging Miss Duncombe in animated conversation,
supplemented the introduction with a few explanatory comments.
"Babs, old thing," he announced to the damsel, rising to give his seat
to Philip, "you must be gentle with my friend Theophilus. He is fierce
if roused, and should on no account be irritated while having his tea;
but when properly handled will be found perfectly tractable. He is not
married."
"Tim," replied Miss Duncombe, "I hate you. Go away!"
"By all means," said the unruffled Timothy. "See you at the Venners'
dance on Thursday. Keep me all the odd numbers up to supper and
everything after, will you?"
"No," said Miss Babs.
"Thanks awfully," replied Timothy gratefully. "So long!"
He departed, leaving Philip alone with the girl. He regarded her
covertly. Miss Babs Duncombe was a fair sample of the _ingénue_ of the
present day. She was exquisitely pretty, beautifully dressed; her
complexion had been supplemented by art; and her tongue spoke a strange
language.
"Tim is rather a little pet, isn't he?" she observed to Philip.
Philip, who had been blinking nervously at Miss Babs's sheeny silken
insteps, looked up.
"He is a great friend of mine," he said, "but I am afraid I have never
regarded him as a pet."
"I see you are a literal person," observed Miss Duncombe. "I must be
careful. What shall we talk about? What interests you?"
Philip pondered.
"Machinery," he said at last.
"How pathetic!" was Babs's response. "What else? Do you tango?"
"No."
"Do you skate?"
"Yes."
"I have never seen you at Princes."
"I have never been there," confessed Philip, feeling very much ashamed
of himself.
"How tragic! Where _do_ you go? Is there another place?"
"I skate--whenever there is a frost," said Philip. "I am rather
bucolic."
"Oh, you mean on ponds, and that sort of thing," said Miss Duncombe
gently. "You shouldn't, you know. It's not done now. Are you very fond
of exercise?"
"I take all I can."
"So do I. I adore it. Do you hunt?"
"Once in a way."
"Polo?"
"No."
"You _are_ a monosyllabic man! What do you go in for?"
"Rugby football."
Miss Duncombe shivered elegantly.
"How very quaint--and how squdgy!" she said. "I am afraid you are a Cave
Man."
"What is that?"
"Some other girls and I," explained Miss Babs, "have a sort of little
society of our own, called the Idealists. Our _séances_ are simply too
thrilling. We sit on cushions round the floor and smoke Russian
cigarettes and drink the most divine liqueurs--pink or green or
gold--and have the duckiest little debates."
Philip, dumbly gripping the tube of French pastry, gaped, quite frankly.
This eccentric young female was an entirely new type to him.
"What do you debate about?" he asked respectfully, sipping his tea,
which by this time was stone cold.
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