ON Monday morning Philip rose early. He had a hard week before him, for
besides performing his usual duties--and their name was legion at this
busy season of the year--he hoped to devote an afternoon to an
exhaustive trial of the Meldrum Automatic Electro-Magnetic (described by
the ribald Timothy as the Ought-to-Scrap-It, Don't You-Forget-It) Brake.
He was anxious, later in the week, to run down to Coventry and persuade
the conservative Bilston to extend official recognition to his
offspring.
He devoted two hours before breakfast to the more tender adjustment of
the mechanism of the brake, which he had attached to the service-car
provided for his use by the Company. The car consisted mainly of a long,
lean, powerful chassis, destitute of ornament and fitted with a skimpy
and attenuated body of home manufacture. He was assisted in his
operations by Mr. Brand, once more unclothed and in his right mind.
Brand had taken a reluctant but irresistible interest in the evolution
of the Brake. Indeed, one or two practical suggestions of his had been
incorporated in the final design.
At last the work was completed. Philip climbed out of the pit and
disconnected the inspection lamp.
"That's great, Brand," he said. "Thank you for all your help. If the
Company takes the invention up I hope you will accept five per cent of
the first year's royalties as your just commission."
It was an unnecessarily handsome offer, but Mr. Brand was not
particularly cordial in his thanks. He would have preferred, on the
whole, to receive nothing whatever for his assistance, and so be able to
announce that Labour (himself) had done the work, while Capital (Philip)
drew the profits.
Early in the afternoon, after a crowded morning in the office, Philip
ordered round the service-car and set off upon his trial trip. First of
all he tested his Brake in the surging torrent of Oxford Street. In this
enterprise he received invaluable assistance from that strange animal,
the pedestrian, and wondered for the hundredth time, as he eluded a
panic-stricken party of shoppers who had darted out of Marshall and
Snelgrove's apparently for the express purpose of getting run over, why
it is that the ordinary citizen--even the self-confident Cockney--who
desires to cross a crowded street should invariably put his head well
down and run rather than keep it well up and walk. However, he was
gratified to find that the Brake performed its duties without undue
suddenness and held the car without apparent effort.
At the Marble Arch he turned into the Park, and gliding sedately past
the long rows of green chairs, emerged at Albert Gate and sped down the
Fulham Road. Presently he was across Putney Bridge. Twenty minutes later
he cleared Kingston, and leaving Suburbia, with its tramlines and other
impedimenta, far behind him, headed joyously for the Surrey hills.
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