Meanwhile, along a road running almost parallel with Philip's and
ultimately converging on Wickmore Hill itself, came another car. It was
a Britannia, of a four-year-old pattern. It was driven by a gentleman
with a yellow beard, into which streaks of grey had made their way.
Beside him sat a girl. The gentleman, her father, had just completed a
sulphurous summary of the character of the man who had designed the
carburettor of the car--not because of any inherent defect in the
carburettor itself, but because the gentleman, for a variety of reasons,
the most cogent of which was an entire ignorance of the elements of
motor mechanics, had twice stopped his engine in the course of five
miles.
Presently they emerged from the side road on to the summit of Wickmore
Hill. The gentleman stopped the car by a fierce application of the
brakes.
"I shall write to the band of brigands who sold me this condemned
tumbril," he announced, "and ask for my money back."
"Considering that we have had the car for nearly four years now,"
remarked his daughter calmly, "won't they think we have been rather a
long time making up our minds about it?"
"Don't be ridiculous! How could I detect the fault when I had never
driven the car myself until to-day?" snapped the car's owner.
"I should think," said the girl, "that if there had been a fault Adams
would have noticed it."
This apparently harmless observation roused quite a tempest.
"Adams? That numskull! That bumpkin! Haven't I been compelled to dismiss
Adams from my service for gross incompetence only yesterday? How would
_he_ be likely to notice faults in a car?"
"I don't know, I'm sure," was the unruffled reply, "except that he was a
trained mechanic and a good driver."
At this moment a Gabriel horn fluted melodiously in the distance. Philip
was coming up behind them, climbing the hill at thirty miles an hour.
Seeing a car in front of him at a standstill, he slowed down
punctiliously and glanced in an enquiring fashion at its occupants as he
slid past.
"Filthy road-hog!" bellowed the gentleman at the wheel; and Philip went
on his way.
The gentleman turned to his daughter.
"Now, let's have no more nonsense about Adams," he said. "I admit he had
a wife and four children, but you can hardly hold me responsible for
that. Moreover, he was a yahoo. He decorated the interior of the
garage--my garage--with chromolithographs, and his wife kept wax fruit
under a glass case in her parlour window. I have dismissed him, and
there is an end of it. Let us cease to be sentimental or maudlin upon
the subject."
"You might have given him a character," said the girl.
"If I had," replied her father grimly, "he would never have obtained a
situation again."
The girl changed the subject.
"Don't you think," she said, "that if we are really going to call on the
Easts, we had better be getting on? And go gently. The foot-brake is a
good deal worn, and the side-brake won't hold this heavy car if it gets
on the run down this hill."
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