LA BELLE DAME SANS MERCI
THE enterprise thus mysteriously designated turned out to be nothing
worse than an afternoon reception, and was the first of many.
Philip, remembering why Peggy had sent him to live with Tim, began
conscientiously to school himself to the rigours of a society life. He
went everywhere and flinched at nothing. He learned to converse with the
modern _ingénue_ without feeling like an infant of five; he learned to
endure the cross-examination of dowagers without looking as if his one
idea was to bolt. He went to balls and crushes. He was introduced to
Ranelagh, and became acquainted with mixed foursomes.
He did the thing thoroughly. It was all a means to an end, he felt. He
was a dull dog: he had no parlour tricks. In Peggy's eyes, although in
her kindness of heart she endeavoured to conceal the fact, he was only
Most Excellent Theophilus, a worthy person. Ergo, he must overcome these
defects in his character and then try his luck again. So he attached
himself to that admitted social luminary, Tim Rendle, as a humble
disciple, acquiring merit by abandoning some of his favourite
recreations and going out at night when he would rather have been in
bed.
It was an ingenuous and characteristic method of procedure, and it
puzzled Peggy more than a little.
"You are becoming quite a butterfly, Theophilus," she said to him one
day. "I thought you did not like gadding about."
"Neither I do, very much," confessed Philip. "Excepting, of course,
when--except at such times as--well, _now_, in fact!" he concluded
bluntly.
They were walking along the Chelsea Embankment together on their way to
the new flat,--completely equipped at last,--where Peggy and Miss Leslie
were to be entertained at a great housewarming tea-party. It was the
first time that they had been alone together for nearly a month.
"Thank you, kind sir," replied Peggy, with a gracious inclination of her
head. "But why don't you like it? Isn't it pleasant to go out somewhere
after a hard, dull day, and meet your friends, and talk about things
that don't matter, and forget all about Oxford Street?"
"Yes," agreed Philip, "I suppose it is. I will confess this much: I know
I should hate to go back to my old life at Wigmore Street now. I have
widened out to that extent. But the worst of these social functions is
that you have to put in a terrible lot of spadework before you get down
to what you came out for."
"You mean supper?" suggested Peggy, with intentional flippancy. She
found it difficult to control Philip's movements in conversation. He had
no small talk. Introduce him to a topic, and in five minutes he had
brushed aside the flimsy superficialities to which we are content to
confine ourselves in our social encounters, and was digging heavily at
the fundamental root of the matter.
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