"Possibly. If not, we can always climb to the top of the Haymarket and
light a beacon-fire," replied the caustic Mr. Mablethorpe, still sore at
the thought of yet another scrambled dinner.
His daughter ignored the pleasantry.
"Will you come and help me to find it, Philip?" she said.
Philip complied, and the pair went out to the hotel telephone exchange,
leaving Mr. and Mrs. Mablethorpe to regard one another curiously.
"Poor Derek!" said Mrs. Mablethorpe.
"Poor Dumps!" said Mr. Mablethorpe, to himself.
Meanwhile, at the telephone, Sylvia was saying to Philip:--"It would
never do to leave you out, Philip, on the last evening, would it?"
For a moment their eyes met. Then Sylvia's dropped quickly.
* * * * *
Philip dined in solitary state in his own flat. He still retained his
holding therein, for his duties involved a good deal of travelling, and
it was convenient to have a _pied-à-terre_ in London. Timothy was out,
and he had the premises to himself, for which he was not altogether
sorry. He had a good deal to occupy his mind just at present, and he
wanted to think.
But his thoughts had made no appreciable progress when he arrived at the
Arena Palace of Varieties at five minutes to eight.
He found the party already assembled in the _foyer_, under the radiant
direction of Sylvia and the thundercloud escort of Mr. Derek Rayner, who
greeted Philip gloomily but politely. A mincing damsel in a lace tucker
conducted them to their seats, which were situated in the fourth row of
an unpeopled desert of stalls.
"It's lucky we got here in time," mused Mr. Mablethorpe, surveying the
Sahara around them. "We might have had to stand."
"If people," remarked Sylvia with asperity, "think it grand not to come
to a heavenly place like this till ten o'clock, so much the worse for
them!"
She sank down luxuriously in the armchair which called itself a stall,
and commanded Philip and Rayner to dispose themselves upon either side
of her, leaving her parents to shift for themselves. Rayner, with the
air of a conjuror who is a little doubtful as to whether his audience
are not getting slightly tired of this trick, produced a box of
chocolates out of his hat, and the party settled down to enjoy the
performance.
The ladies and gentlemen who figured in the earlier portion of the
programme were obviously surprised and pleased to find the stalls
inhabited. Accustomed to shout across an ocean of blue plush to an
audience of pigmies situated upon the distant horizon, their
gratification at finding human beings within a few yards of them was
extreme. More than one of the comedians worked an allusion to the fact
into his "patter."
About a quarter to nine the ranks of the stallholders were stiffened by
the arrival of a magnificent gentleman in evening dress, with a gardenia
in his buttonhole. He took a seat in the front row.
"I told you there would be lots of people soon," announced Sylvia.
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