At this his lady friend withdrew, possibly in search of a less eccentric
host. The waiter, instead of serving supper, remained a fascinated
spectator of the gentleman's performance. Presently, fired with a spirit
of emulation, he took a plate and a raw egg from the table,--with the
exception of a property chicken the egg was the only edible thing in the
restaurant,--and having thrown the egg into the air endeavoured to catch
it upon the plate. He succeeded. While he was wiping his face, the lady
made an unexpected reappearance. She had left her opera cloak and
evening gown in the cloak-room, and was now attired in what looked like
a bathing-suit of tight pink silk. Evidently having abandoned all hope
of supper, she had good-naturedly decided to come and lend a hand with
the juggling exhibition. She incited her companion to further
enterprises. At her instigation he took the table by one leg and
balanced it upon his forehead,--fortunately the chicken appeared to be
clamped to the dish and the dish to the table,--keeping three plates in
the air with one hand and a fourth spinning horizontally upon the
ferrule of his umbrella with the other.
The waiter, discouraged and fatigued by his want of success with the
egg, here opened an ingenious little door in his own stomach, revealing
a small cupboard; and taking out a bottle and glass, proceeded to
refresh himself in the usual manner. Then, catching the eye of the lady,
who was regarding this somewhat unusual arrangement of nature with
pardonable astonishment, he hastily returned the bottle and glass to
their place and shut the little door. But feminine curiosity is not
easily allayed. As soon as her companion had completed this performance
with the table, the lady drew his attention to the phenomenon which she
had just witnessed. The gentleman promptly stepped behind the shrinking
waiter, and holding him firmly by the elbows, invited the lady by a nod
to investigate the mystery for herself. This she did. But the opening of
the door only revealed a tiny venetian blind, drawn down and bearing the
legend, BAR CLOSED.
"I wonder how they _think_ of such things!" said Sylvia rapturously.
"They do that to give the juggler a rest," explained the undeceived Mr.
Rayner.
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