He was enrolled as a premium apprentice at the great works of the
Britannia Motor Company. Here he learned to use his fingers and his
fists, his muscles and his wits. He passed through the drawing-office,
and the erecting-shop, and the repairing-shop. The last interested him
most of all, for the Britannia Company repaired other cars besides their
own; so here Philip could indulge in the pleasures of variety. He
learned to handle cars of every grade and breed. There was the lordly
Britannia car itself--the final word in automobilism--with its long
gleaming body and six-cylinder engine, so silent and free from vibration
that it was possible to balance a half-crown edgewise upon the faintly
humming radiator. There were countless other makes--racing-cars,
runabout cars, commercial cars, even motor omnibuses. Philip learned to
know the inner economy and peculiar ailments of all. There were American
cars so cheap that you could not believe it possible that they could be
sold at a profit to the maker--until it became necessary to put in
repairs or adjustments. Then the whole car seemed to fall to pieces like
a house of cards. Exasperated mechanics in the Britannia repairing-shop
had a saying that if you wanted to take up the engine-bearings in one of
these cars you had to begin by taking down the back axle. There was
sufficient truth in this adage to set Philip wondering why such a nation
of born engineers should make a point of placing their nuts and bolts in
almost inaccessible positions.
"What is the reason of it all?" he enquired one day of a colleague from
Pittsburg, who was assisting him to dismantle the greater part of the
clutch and flywheel of a cheap American car as a preliminary to
adjusting the magneto. "Why do you make cars like jig-saw puzzles?"
The colleague explained. He was a pleasant youth of twenty, with the
studiously courteous manners of the American gentleman,--they contrasted
quaintly with Philip's shy native _brusquerie_,--sent by a big-headed
father to acquire a little British ballast before assuming the position
of second in command at home.
"I conclude it is because our national point of view is different from
yours," he said. "These cars aren't _meant_ to be repaired. We make it
as difficult as possible to do so. You in this country like to build a
car that will last--like Westminster Abbey. Over there we say: 'What is
the use of sinking good money in a design that will be out of date in
two years anyway? Make it good if you can, but make it cheap, and when
it wears out, make another. And whatever you do, don't fool around
tinkering. Life's too short.' At least it is in our country," he added,
smiling. "Over here you seem to make it go a bit further, like your
automobiles. Unscrew that nut some more."
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