In addition to Collier, the American, he made other friends about the
Works. Some were of humble station; others--like himself--premium
apprentices who had paid to be taught their business, and hoped one day
to direct businesses of their own, or at the worst lounge immaculately
in a showroom in Bond Street or Pall Mall, intimidating wealthy but
plebeian patrons into buying more expensive cars than had been their
original intention. They were a rowdy, sociable, good-hearted crew,
addicted to what they called "jags" on Saturday nights. Then there were
the salaried staff of the Works. One, Bilston, director of the
drawing-office, conceived a strong liking for the capable Meldrum, and
it was mainly through his representations that Philip, when he emerged
from his apprenticeship and began to pass examinations, was kept on at
the Works and given a post which combined increased responsibility with
further opportunities to perfect himself in his craft.
Occasionally Philip took a holiday. Sometimes he went to Cheltenham,
where Uncle Joseph, roaring like any sucking dove, was devoting his
reclaimed existence to Territorial Associations and Boy Scouts. To be
quite frank, Philip was secretly conscious of a feeling of slight
boredom at Cheltenham. A perfectly happy couple are undeniably just a
little dull, and Uncle Joseph and the Beautiful Lady were so entirely
wrapped up in one another and their daughter--an infant of quite
phenomenal wisdom and beauty--that the ordinary pleasures of life were
not for them. They held, rightly, that pleasure is the resource of those
who have failed to find happiness, and consequently had no need of it;
but their nephew, who had not yet arrived at the period when a man
begins to ask himself whether he is happy or not, and possessed a frank
and healthy appetite for the usual diversions of a young man on holiday,
found existence at Cheltenham a trifle too idyllic to be satisfying.
He enjoyed himself more at Red Gables. Mr. Mablethorpe remained as
incorrigibly Peter Pannish as ever. Although his hair was whitening and
his figure becoming more spherical, he declined to grow up. His levity
was a perpetual sorrow to his sensitive spouse. Once, in response to a
more than usually tearful appeal, he made a resolute effort to reform.
He read the "Times" at breakfast, supplements and all. He dressed
himself in tight garments and accompanied his wife to tea-parties. He
began to talk of engaging a chauffeur instead of indulging in personal
bear-fights with Boanerges. In short, he became so unspeakably dull that
Mrs. Mablethorpe grew more tearful than ever, and said it was breaking
her spirit to have to keep on smiling and being cheerful for two.
Whereupon Mr. Mablethorpe, removing his tongue from his cheek, reverted
to his former state, to the great comfort of Red Gables.
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