England -- Description and travel; Wales -- Description and travel
Amongst the company was a farmer, at least I took him to be such, and
the weather was his main subject of conversation. I gathered from him
that for some cause thunderstorms were fairly frequent at Wem and round
about, and I understood that a farmer in the locality had recently lost
several sheep by lightning. "Talking of lightning," he went on, "do
you know it is a fact that lightning never strikes a moving object?"
I did not, though I had to confess I had no recollection of such a
circumstance, which was but negative evidence. Then said he, "According
to my experience, if there's a full moon on a Saturday it's sure to
rain the next day, and if there's a star close by the moon it's bound
to blow hard the next morning." Though why this should be he could
not explain--and little wonder! Many other things he said about the
weather, but I did not note them down. The only man I trust about the
weather is the shepherd of the downs or the plains, for on those open
places the weather reveals its secrets to him who has little to do but
observe it. I do not even trust the newspaper's forecasts except in
settled times, when there is no need of them, for as a traveller who is
concerned as to what the day will be, I have as often found them wrong
as right. Sometimes they strike a provokingly uncertain note, such as
"Rain in places," which is very safe forecasting and leaves me much in
doubt.
During the conversation some one talked about his "near-dwellers,"
and the same man twice used the term "unked." These were unfamiliar
expressions to me, and on inquiry I found "near-dwellers" to mean
neighbours, and "unked" was employed to signify down-spirited. Then
some one made use of the old saying, "You'll have to mind your P's and
Q's." "Does any one know how that saying originated?" queried another
of the party, "for I do." No one appeared to know. "Then I'll tell
you," he went on, manifestly pleased to be informing. "In the old days,
when the publican had to trust many of his customers, slates were kept
in the bar with the customers' names written on them, with a P and a
Q below. The P stood for pints and the Q for quarts, and crosses were
chalked under the P's and Q's corresponding to the pints and quarts for
which each customer owed. So, you see, they had to mind their P's and
Q's." I had plenty of entertainment that night, of which I have given
a fair sample. Much else about other things was said, but perhaps the
talk of strangers at an inn is not a subject that profits to enlarge
about or even worth mention at all; however, the conversation, and the
unexpected turns of it, served to pass my evening pleasantly enough
away. A fisherman once told me of a brother of the craft, which brother
I own was given a little to romancing, that he "talked salmon and
caught only tiny trout." Perhaps the moral applies to the conversation
I listened to; agreeably tired after my long day in the open air, I
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