"It was Stumpy's little joke!" said Mr. Aiken. "Not a Phenomenon at all! You'll make anythin' out of anythin'. I shall tell Stumpy, and he'll split his sides laughin' at you." "Pray do, cousin Reginald. Only let me ask you this one question--what was the exact date of this occurrence?" Miss Volumnia had abated the pointed finger, but not quite suppressed it. Her colleagues nodded knowingly to each other and each said, "You'll see we shall see." Mr. Aiken's answer was vague. "A tidy long while ago," said he. "Couldn't say how long. After Stumpy came back from Aunt Jopiska's, anyhow." "When was that?" "Three or four months ago. More! No--less! Stop a bit. I know what'll fix it. That receipt. Where the dooce is it?" Mr. Aiken had a paroxysm of turning miscellanea over. "What is it you are looking for, Reginald?" paid his wife forbearingly. "If you would tell me what it is. I could find it for you, without throwing everything into confusion. Why can you not be patient and methodical? What is it?" "Receipt for Rates and Taxes--oh, here it is--seventh of November--that fixes the time. It was the day before that." And then Mr. Aiken, in the pride of his heart at the subtlety of his identification of this date, dwelt upon the subject more than was absolutely necessary. It was because he had talked--didn't you see?--to a feller who had sketched a plan of the new rooms in Bond Street on the back of this very identical receipt--didn't you know?--telling him of Stumpy and the hearing the voice, the day before--didn't you see?--so that fixed the date to a nicety. And the feller was a very sensible clever penetratin' sort of feller--didn't you see?--and had made some very shrewd remarks about starts of this sort. "And who was this intelligent gentleman?" asked Mrs. Aiken, not entirely without superiority, but still with forbearance. "Not a man you know much of. Remarkable sort of chap, though!" "Yes--but who _was_ he? That's what _I_ want to know." "Don't see that it matters.... Well--Dolly Groob, then." "Mis-ter Adolphus Groob...." Mrs. Aiken was beginning, and was going to follow up what her intonation made a half-expression of contempt, by a comment which would have expressed a whole one. Was it Mr. Adolphus Groob all the fuss was about? But she came short of her intention, being interrupted by Miss Volumnia, whose "Aha!" threw her previous delivery of the same interjection into the shade. "_Now_ we are getting at something!" cried that young lady triumphantly. "Well, what does that mean?" said Mrs. Euphemia scornfully. "Getting at something! Getting at what?" "My dear Euphemia," said her cousin, with temperate self-command--she was always irritating, and meant to be--"I ask you, can you conscientiously deny that Mr. Adolphus Groob sat next you at Mr. Entwistle Parkins's lecture, at the Suburbiton Athenæum, on the Radio-Activity of Space?" "Well, and what if he did?"