‘’E comes an' carries 'isself--comes on board w'en the fermometer's
worked away down zero-ways. 'E ain't no man this barber, honly a white
mist wot rises off a calm an' frosty sea like the steam from a pot w'en
she's beginnin' to boil; an', oh, 'e's a sneezer! 'E 'ardens the beef in
the riggin', an' the sheets an' the stays as well, an' 'e 'eats the
brass-work an' steel till they burns worse nor 'ot pokers if ye're
grampus enough to touch 'em. An' 'e covers the decks an' the skylights
an' the boats an' bulwarks, an' man an' beast as well, till the dog's
like a Polar bear, an' all 'ands looks like Methuselahs, with white
beards an' 'air an' heyelashes. That's wot the barber does, does 'e. But
mebbe the sun shines after this. Then heverybody grows young again hall
of a suddint, an' the barber flies north to the Pole.'
'Is the ice all like castles and steeples and pinnacled mountains?'
'Honly in pictur'-books, missie.'
'Plenty of skating, I suppose?'
'Lo'd love ye, no. 'Cause as 'ow the big flat or round-topped bergs is
hall covered feet-deep in snow.'
'Beautiful white snow, Ben?'
She was looking at him eagerly, earnestly. Little though he knew it,
this rough, illiterate sailor-boy was showing her glimpses of a new
world, which to her young poetic imagination must be all a kind of
fairyland.
He cast one glance at the sweet face beside him, then hitched himself
more firmly on to the belaying-pin and swayed about for a moment in
evident shyness.
'Beautiful white snow, Ben, boy. It must be like Elfinland.'
'Never been there myself, missie--to Helfinland I means, though I've
'eard speak o' it. Ye lands from a ship in a boat like, an' as ye gets
nearer an' nearer to the pack-edge o' the big drearisome floes the sea
hall around yer gets blacker an' blacker till it's just like ink w'en it
laps an' laps ag'in' the rainbow ribbon o' icy shore.'
'But it isn't really black, Ben? Don't say it's really black, Ben--the
water, I mean.'
'Oh no, missie, it is clear as dew on a rose-leaf, an' it trickles from
the oar-blades like diamonds in the sun. Then there is the sky, as blue
an' clear it is, just like the 'eaven th' ould pa'son speaks about, only
brighter. An' there's the birds--they's beautiful too, 'specially the
snow-birds that come so close ye can look into their clear, red eyes,
an' could almost shake their cold feet.
'An' w'en ye does land an' goes wanderin' hall by yerself away over the
'ard, crisp snow, ye mebbe meets a bear; but the bright sun's in 'is
black eyes, an' 'e just looks at ye an' goes on, for there be seals to
catch, an' bladders an' wallies,[E] an' 'e don't want to eat no hooman
bein' s'long's 'e can get wallies. But ye goes on an' on.'
'All by yourself, Ben, of course.'
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