City and town life -- Fiction; Urban poor -- Fiction
"But I wouldn't really, you know," said Timson, the next time they met;
"as I've told you before, it's only putting the thieves on their guard,
and can do no good."
"Might work on their consciences, Timson, eh? Startle them into better
ways and feelings." But the churchwarden shook his head. "Think not,
eh?" said the vicar; "conscience makes cowards of us all, as Milton
says."
"Shakespeare, Shakespeare, sir," said Timson.
"My memory's failing fast, Timson," said the old man, sadly; "but I
thought it was Milton. You don't read the poets?"
"Never, by any chance," said Timson; "but I know I heard those words at
old Drury, and I know they don't put Milton on the stage."
"I believe you're right--I believe you're right, Timson," said the
vicar. "And so you really would not say any more about it publicly?"
"Not a word," said Timson, firmly.
"But it was neatly introduced, eh?"
"Yes, ye-e-e-s," said Timson; "but it does no good, depend upon it, sir.
The man who takes money from a church won't be frightened because you
tell him it's wicked."
"Think not?" said the vicar.
"Sure of it," said Timson.
Timson was right, for the money still went, week after week--shillings
and half-crowns, and sixpences and florins. Purkis groaned and grunted
as he polished off the rust that would collect on the steel-work, as
much at the labour as at the losses; but he could not see the money take
to itself wings and fly away. Jared and Ichabod came and went, and the
harmonies flooded the old church, but they saw nothing. Vicar and
churchwarden gazed about as they came and went, and shook their heads at
the boxes, but they went away as wise as they came. Neither did Mrs
Ruggles unravel the mystery when she came on Saturdays to set open the
doors, and swept and dusted, and punched pulpit pillows, and walloped
(Ichabod's own term) pew cushions, and banged hassocks in the porch,
finishing her duties by perversely shifting people's prayer-books and
church-services from pew to pew, starting them upon voyages round the
church--trips which some times occupied whole months--while, more than
once she obtained rewards, when, by request, she hunted out and restored
the missing volumes.
But though the officials saw not the thief, some of those fat-cheeked,
half-dressed, trumpet-blowing angels must have beheld, and, herald-like,
might have proclaimed the offender with the sound of the trump.
The marble effigy of the statesman who stood with scroll in outstretched
hand, as if in debate, must have seen the culprit; while Edward
Lawrence, citizen of London, and Dame Alys, his wife, intent though they
were in prayer upon their marble cushions, might have stolen one stony
glance upon the sacrilege committed.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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