City and town life -- Fiction; Urban poor -- Fiction
No, he would not give up the dogs, that he wouldn't, and Mr Stiff might
go and tell his wife so. He had already thrown away above thirty
pounds' worth of things to satisfy them. He gave twelve pounds for that
parrot, he said, and now they wanted him to part with his dogs. Why! he
had only got back the bull-terrier after paying ten pounds one day, and
five the next, through losing it in Decadia, let alone the heavy sums he
had paid for the others. Part with his dogs! No, that he wouldn't, so
there was an end of it; and if Mr Stiff came bothering him again, hang
him if he wouldn't serve him as he had served the tortoises.
There might have been an end of it, so far as Mr Stiff was concerned;
but when he returned to the kitchen, he was soon sent back to the
drawing-room, with fresh diplomatic charges, which he delivered in spite
of the window-throwing threat; but, still failing to make satisfactory
arrangements, he was accompanied in a further visit to the first-floor
by the irate landlady herself--hot, out of breath, and voluminous in her
discourse.
And now the wordy warfare recommenced, charge after charge being made by
Mrs Stiff, to the discomfiture of Lionel Redgrave, till a truce had been
agreed upon: the young tenant was to retain his chambers on condition
that he brought no more "wild beasts" or birds--so Mrs Stiff put it--and
did not, as, one by one, the four dogs he was allowed to keep were lost,
either try to recover them, or supply their places with fresh
favourites.
"Confound the pair!" cried Lionel, as they left the room; and, according
to custom, proceeded to solace himself with a cigar.
"I don't care," exclaimed Mrs Stiff, as she reached her best kitchen,
and sat down panting; "we ought to have persevered, and then we should
have had the house clear of his rubbish. How do we know how long the
silly young noodle--all money and no brains--will be before he loses
even one of his dogs?"
"Don't you fret about that," laughed her husband; "that won't be long
first. Why, he never hardly goes out now without some ill-looking
vagabond dodging him; and there's one in particular follows him home as
regular as clockwork. Do you think he's always slinking about for
nothing? Not he. You wait a bit, and you'll see."
Volume 2, Chapter X.
MUTTERINGS.
D. Wragg was out on business, down by the docks. He had left home
directly after breakfast, telling his lodger, the little Frenchman, that
he was "good to buy five hundred of zebras, or a hundred of grays, or a
miskellaneous assortment of anything fresh brought over;" and he tapped
his breast-pocket as he spoke, winking and jerking himself up and down.
"Dessay I could find a customer for a monkey, if I brought one home."
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