"Be quiet, then," said Mr Purkis, importantly, and then he gave two or three more puffs out to his cheeks. "You see, Mr Ruggles," he continued, "I've a great feeling of esteem for Mr Pellet, who is a fine musician, and not a better in London. It was through him, sir, that Mrs Ruggles got that there appointment of pew-opener, for if it hadn't been for Mr Pellet, sir, _I_ shouldn't have stirred in the matter." "O Joseph!" whimpered Mrs Purkis, "I thought you would. You're a committing yourself, and laying yourself open." "Be quiet, woman!" roared Purkis, looking his beadlest. There was only Joseph Purkis of the boot and shoe emporium, in his black linen apron and shirt-sleeves, list-slippers, and, like a chain of office, a few slips of measuring paper over his shoulders, while he certainly had not been shaved for two or three days, and was consequently very stubbly; yet you could see a cocked-hat with broad gold lace in the pose of his large hair-streaked head; there was the broad red velvet and gold cape spreading over his shoulders, and his ponderous gilt mace of office seemed to recline in the hollow of his arm as he spoke. There was a majestic look about the man which told of habitual command, and he showed it in the way in which he crushed his wife with a side look. "Mr Ruggles, you see, I felt hurt to see Mr Pellet in trouble, and losing his organist-ship on account of that poor-box being robbed, for I knew as he was going, being p'raps the only man as did; and it troubled me, sir, dreadful, being plundered again and again; and more than once I was that uncomfortable about it that I could have sent in my uniform to Mr Timson, sir, which would have shown as I meant to resign; only I knew as my enemy the greengrocer would have took the post, and worn that hat in triumph--too big for him though it was--sizes--and padded with brown paper. So I wouldn't send it in, sir, though an independent man, and able to live on my business." "O Joseph, Joseph, Joseph!" whimpered his wife, "this'll all be used in evidence; and you don't know as the income-tax people ain't listening, and you never paid a penny yet." "Hush-sh-sh!" ejaculated Mr Purkis, as if he were in the loft amongst the whispering boys of Gunnis' gift of charity, and removing one hand from his pocket, he seized a lady's slipper, and slapped the counter with the sole; while poor Tim Ruggles stood wringing his hands, and looking appealingly from one to the other.