City and town life -- Fiction; Urban poor -- Fiction
"I'm good for what you like, gents, from a dorg down to a pegging finch.
Do you want a 'arf dozen o' rats to try a terrier? send to me. Is it a
good blackish ferret? I'm ready for you. It were only last week I had
a badger. I've squirrels as'll crack nuts, fit to give to any lady in
the land. Do you want a few score o' blue rocks for 'Ornsey or
Battersea? I've got 'em;--'arf a 'undred o' sparrers--a hedge 'og--a
toy tarrier--or a poll-parrot as wouldn't say swear to save its life,
and I'm your man. That's my card, `D. Wragg, Nat'ralist, Dealer in
Br'ish and Furren Birds, and setrer, 12 Brownjohn Street, Decadia.' And
what's more, make it a tenner, and I'll undertake to say as I'll wurk
the gent as your dorg follered, so as you can come on to my place
to-morrer, put down the stiff, and bring your dorg 'ome again."
Mr D. Wragg, the "nat'ralist's," countenance had been a study as he
delivered himself of this harangue, jerking, twitching, and showing his
teeth, as if he were constantly about to make at an obtrusive fly
settled upon his nose, but never achieving thereto. But now, stooping,
he took his handkerchief from the hat upon the floor, put the newspaper
in its place, and then indulged in a good wipe, as his sharp ferrety
eyes gazed inquiringly from face to face.
"Now, look here, you, sir," said Lionel, roughly; "I offered a fiver for
the dog, because that's what he's worth. I believe him to have been
stolen; but never mind about that. I'll give five pounds to have him
back, and there's an end of it. If you like to earn the money, bring
the dog back; if not--cut!"
"Now, just a minute, gentlemen. See here now;" and resting his elbow
upon his hip, the visitor stretched out one open palm, and patted it
softly with the other; but instead of looking at any one, his restless
eyes wandered from the sporting prints to the ballet-dancers upon the
wall, and from them again to the cigar-boxes, pipes, and other evidences
of the owner's tastes. "Now look here, gents; don't you make no
mistake. I'm a respectable tradesman, and if it rested with me--there's
your dorg. I don't want no rewards for doing what's right. I get my
reward in making a good customer. But, don't you see, it's a gent as
has got the dorg. It follered him, and he's took a fancy to it. He's a
reg'lar customer of mine, and he says to me, he says--`I wouldn't part
with that dorg,' he says, `for ten pound, I wouldn't. He polished off
ten rats in two minutes this very morning,' he says."
"That's the dog and no mistake," cried Lionel, excitedly.
"Toe be sure it is, gents," said D. Wragg, with his eyes twinkling; "and
that there gent as has got him, sir, is a man as I never knowed to break
his word. I says to him, though, I says--`Suppose,' I says, `as the
real owner of him was to turn up; you'd let him go then?' I says.
`Well,' he says, `if he were a real gent, 'praps I might; but sech a
noble beast as that ere didn't ought to be in anybody's hands.'"
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