'Dear madam, is it every one's business?' I asked.
'Why, don't you think it's a peculiar way to act?' Mrs. Gotch was
evidently surprised at my little protest.
'Why, it's right there--straight in front of you, like a play at the
theatre--as if you had paid to see it,' said Mrs. Peck. 'If you don't
call it public----!'
'Aren't you mixing things up? What do you call public?'
'Why, the way they go on. They are up there now.'
'They cuddle up there half the night,' said Mrs. Gotch. 'I don't know
when they come down. Any hour you like--when all the lights are out they
are up there still.'
'Oh, you can't tire them out. They don't want relief--like the watch!'
laughed one of the gentlemen.
'Well, if they enjoy each other's society what's the harm?' another
asked. 'They'd do just the same on land.'
'They wouldn't do it on the public streets, I suppose,' said Mrs. Peck.
'And they wouldn't do it if Mr. Porterfield was round!'
'Isn't that just where your confusion comes in?' I inquired. 'It's
public enough that Miss Mavis and Mr. Nettlepoint are always together,
but it isn't in the least public that she is going to be married.'
'Why, how can you say--when the very sailors know it! The captain knows
it and all the officers know it; they see them there--especially at
night, when they're sailing the ship.'
'I thought there was some rule----' said Mrs. Gotch.
'Well, there is--that you've got to behave yourself,' Mrs. Peck
rejoined. 'So the captain told me--he said they have some rule. He said
they have to have, when people are too demonstrative.'
'Too demonstrative?'
'When they attract so much attention.'
'Ah, it's we who attract the attention--by talking about what doesn't
concern us and about what we really don't know,' I ventured to declare.
'She said the captain said he would tell on her as soon as we arrive,'
Mrs. Gotch interposed.
'_She_ said----?' I repeated, bewildered.
'Well, he did say so, that he would think it his duty to inform Mr.
Porterfield, when he comes on to meet her--if they keep it up in the
same way,' said Mrs. Peck.
'Oh, they'll keep it up, don't you fear!' one of the gentlemen
exclaimed.
'Dear madam, the captain is laughing at you.'
'No, he ain't--he's right down scandalised. He says he regards us all
as a real family and wants the family to be properly behaved.' I could
see Mrs. Peck was irritated by my controversial tone: she challenged me
with considerable spirit. 'How can you say I don't know it when all the
street knows it and has known it for years--for years and years?' She
spoke as if the girl had been engaged at least for twenty. 'What is she
going out for, if not to marry him?'
'Perhaps she is going to see how he looks,' suggested one of the
gentlemen.
'He'd look queer--if he knew.'
'Well, I guess he'll know,' said Mrs. Gotch.
'She'd tell him herself--she wouldn't be afraid,' the gentleman went on.
'Well, she might as well kill him. He'll jump overboard.'
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